Author/Inventor
Mike Ellis brings you
CHINESE SLANGUAGE. He's erasing
Chinese and replacing it with English
words, enabling anyone to speak Mandarin
Chinese.
The CHINESE
SLANGUAGE phrases below only need a
simple set of directions. Say each large
phrase quickly and smoothly with emphasis
on the red word. The translation, kanji
& sound byte are found underneath.
Draw your own pictures too!
hello
<----- Click here for the
sound byte
How
are you?
<----- Click here for the
sound byte
Fine
or well <----- Click here for the
sound byte
Very
well <----- Click here for the
sound byte
Friend
<----- Click here for the
sound byte
Thank
you <----- Click here for the
sound byte
No
problem <----- Click here for the
sound byte
Look
<----- Click here for the
sound byte
Hello
(on the phone) <----- Click here for the
sound byte
Fun
Spanish is a breakthrough for learning Spanish
Find your phrase in the left
column. Say the fun phrase in the middle column
with emphasis on the RED
word or object. That's all there is to directions
for Fun
Spanish. Crank up your computer's
volume to really enjoy the sound bytes. Links
to more phrases below.
Below is a 2-page spread from
my book. Here are the directions. Note how
much easier these directions are compared
to any of the thousands of Spanish learning
guides out there. (1)
Find what you want to say on the left page.
(2) Follow
the arrow to the right page (3)
Say the Fun
Spanish phrase quickly with
emphasis on the starburst word or image (4)
The Spanish follows. (5)
Learn to string together numerous phrases
which will make you sound very competent.
(6) Draw
your own pictures to help with memorizing
and pronounciation. Fun
Spanish works because it's
just English and you CAN'T make a mistake!!
Don't ever waste your money on a Berlitz or
Inlingua product again.
Here are 2 pages
from my book. There's lots more information
below!
Here's what people are saying
about Fun
Spanish:
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Sweet item, as advertised.
Smooth transaction!
Most fun way I've tried
to learn, quick responses, fast shipping.
Instant Spanish for Brits
(young & old) who are newcomers to Spain.
My book is divided into 5
chapters: Greetings, Helpful Phrases, At the
Restaurant, Questions and a Fun Puzzle. Fun
Spanish is 5 1/2 inches
by 8 1/2 inches, 24 pages with large, easy-to-read
type, plenty of art and perfect for a trip
or a lesson for students. You'll love teaching
children with Fun
Spanish. All ages love it.
There's also a Fun
Spanish puzzle in the back
that you can play with friends or on a flight.
Hopefully, you can see how
fun and easy learning Spanish is with Fun
Spanish. Your friends, teachers,
students and fellow travelers will be very
impressed with your newly-found knowledge.
Don't ever let anyone tell you that learning
Spanish is hard, difficult or boring. With
Fun
Spanish, it's easy and fun.
Gloria Cudia, from Rockford Park, IL, purchased
Fun Spanish for The United Way and loves it
for work and her grandchildren. "It's
muy fun," she tells us. Thank you for
your enthusiasm Gloria.
Here
are the phrases you'll learn in my book: How's it going? Fine and
yourself? Fine With pleasure
My pleasure Welcome Good
or nice Yes I must...
What do you say? Not much, yourself?
What's new? The good one
In a moment A little bit With
me? Can we?.. Yes/No
That's great Beautiful Handsome
Happy I know/I don't know
Comfortable My friends Where
do you live? Here? Not here?
I'm drinking it Also? With you?
As if... I'd like...
Do you have?... Delicious I'm
enjoying it With cheese Some
water With lemon Drinks
Bacon Chicken Duck Octopus
Sweet potato Wine I'm
thirsty Shrimp Tuna Asparagus
Pepper Spinach Who?
What? Is it? Are there?
Where? How do you say? How?
I don't know how. Remember you can
combine or alter these phrases to create hundreds,
if not thousands of new phrases.
There is no better product
for learning Fun
Spanish. I'm the only person
in the world who replaces Spanish with English
words. Replacing Spanish with English is a
logical, easy and fun way to learn Spanish.
Other methods use boring, endless lists of
indirect object pronouns and intransitive
verbs. Have you tried
Berlitz, Inlingua, Rosetta Stone or any of
the other methods? They're all the same -
a waste of your money. Until now, there was
no alternative. Now you have one in Fun
Spanish.
Hopefully, I've convinced
you how easy Fun
Spanish really is. I think
it's a shame that we've been brainwashed into
thinking it's difficult. Try Fun
Spanish. It will change
your life. And for only $4.99 plus free shipping,
you'll find it a bargain. And remember my
motto, If you can
speak English, you can speakFun
Spanish!!! I have plans for other
fun languages too like Fun Japanese and Fun
Italian. Please stop back often for updates
and mention my new book to your friends.
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Here's a picture of my daughter
enjoying Fun
Spanish. She's been speaking
phrases in numerous languages since she was
2 years old (she's now 10) with the help of
my fun method. I'd like to see every child
enjoy and excel at languages like mine does.
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