FUN JAPANESE

Author/Inventor Mike Ellis brings you Fun Japanese. He's erasing Japanese and replacing it with English words enabling anyone to speak Japanese. Berlitz, Inlingua and Scholastic, it's just a matter of time before you're out of business!

The Fun Japanese phrases below only need a simple set of directions. Say each large phrase quickly and smoothly with equal emphasis on each word. The translation is found underneath. That's all there is to Fun Japanese. Folks in Tokyo, or Japanese anywhere, will be thrilled to hear you try some Fun Japanese

Ohio
Good morning (informal)
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Ohio Goes Eye Muss
Good morning (more formal)
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Bun Wah
Good evening (informal
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Doe Moe
OK or alright or thanks
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Doe Moe Oddy Got Toe
Thank you very much

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Hi
Yes
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E.A.
No
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Toe Moe Dutchy
Friend
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Tie Hen Joe Zoo
Super or talented

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Me Zoo
Water
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Me Zoo Oh Cuda Sigh
Please bring me some water
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Sue She Oh Cuda Sigh
Please bring me some raw fish
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Day
Pretty

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Die
Ugly
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Mushy Mushy
Hello (on the phone)
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Doze Oh
Please
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Need a Japanese phrase translated into Fun Japanese? Email it to the author. See it updated here tomorrow with pictures and sound bytes! Click here.