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Author Mike Ellis brings you GUY CODE SLANGUAGE, MTV2's ultimate, guy's guide to the laws of manhood. Every bro knows the code from man-scaping to man-crushes, wing men and sexting.
Here are some fun snippets from the show.
Bros Before Hoes
This should go without saying.
What you'll get from your boys if you violate the guy code
Horny Little Bastards
Not a part of the male mantra
When can 2 men share an umbrella or sit on another man's lap
Wherever you tell her
This is where you're going to eat, not where she wants
One Nike Swoosh
The number of logos you can publicly display unless you're an athlete with a professional endorsement
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Chinese Slanguage. So easy a chick or a prisoner can do it.
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Comparison chart of popular, foreign language programs
|Program ||Cost ||Refund ||Method ||Feedback from |
|RosettaStone ||$499 & up ||No || |
your living room
Helpful to terrible
|Pimsleur ||Up to $1,299 ||Within |
|Immersion in your living room ||Helpful to boring |
|Berlitz ||Up to $250 ||Can be |
|Grammar ||Loved it to disappointing |
|Penn State |
|~$1800 ||No ||Classroom ||You'll learn one word for $1,800: Chow |
|Penn State information provided by Daily Collegian Editor, Lynn Ondrusek. She can be reached at 814-865-1828 or email@example.com |
|Slanguage ||Books are $10, site is free ||Yes || |
Replace foreign words w/English
|First book to proudly produce Americanized French & Spanish |
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