Most Extreme Elimination Challenge,
as seen on SpikeTV, is arguably one of the funniest shows on
television. It's funnier than Seinfeld and combines the slapstick
of the 3 Stooges.
Watch as the Japanese contestants
compete in reality obstacle courses designed to hurt, maim and
humiliate the participants. The only thing funnier than watching
them hurt themselves is the dubbing of incorrect English over
the Japanese hosts, Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano.
Below are phrases used by Ken and Vic as they
narrate and comment on the happenings in the show. They are innuendos,
double entendres and just ridiculous explanations of what is happening
in the show. There are no definitions. Check out the show to see
the real thing on SpikeTV. If you have a wacked sense of humor,
you can use these phrases in your everyday slanguage. Always fun.
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Al
Sharpy
He
specializes in camel toes
She
gets hit in the face by more balls than Paris Hilton
What's
your sign? Feces
Narcoleptic
Lady of the evening
He
crushed his cocktail nuts
He's
getting a healthy fisting
Buck
your brains out
Ku
Klux Fran & Ollie
Queer
eye for the dead guy
That's
defrosted crime scene runoff from Jeffery Dahmer's freezer
Happy
Hospice Makes Dying fun
Hellen
Keller Lasik. The original blind date
Circle
Jerkers Ahoy
The
engorged purple package
Easy
bake creamation oven for kids
Dead
Super model Claudia Stiffer
Gregory
Pecker
That's
runoff from Joe Brown's extra private chamber
That's
defecation of character
Their
condoms were filled with little pricks
As
a model, she's used to taking it in the face
Skid
Markers come in brown, yellow and burnt sienna
Urinaid.
For athletes on the go
She's
a telemarketing call girl
I'm
coocoo for cocoa puffs
BM
& M's
Heini-ken.
Queen of beers
A
double mahi mahi to a Rosy palm to a dirty lockdown
Cox
a doodle doo
He's
a hip-hop donor
That's
wackin music
Full
90 degree fisterton
Chaka
Coen
He's
an Earwax Fruit Sculpter
I'm
gonna insure my nards
Pick
the wrong hole and you draw mud
Total
Cluster Muck
A
Classic Double Penetration
My
bile's coming up
His
hobbies include picking open sores and he enjoys sidewalk gum.
Ass-bestos
gloves
Tickle
my uvula
I'm
nucking futs
He
pre-odorizes athletic shoes. Cheese or dead squirrel
Pinch
a loafers
Do
you feel a draft? No, it's your coccyx
Gidget
LeDouche
His
hobby is pouring salt on snails
She's
a self-absorbed depressed cheerleader
A
double lead bung hole corker
Check
me for flies
He
loses not 1, not 2, but 3 nards
Face
down in the mound
She
teaches scrapbooking to the homeless
Official
backshaver of the Miss Kazikastan beauty pageant
She's
the only female popemobile driver
Special
Ed forces
She
won the Jergens contest by picking herself up like a bowling ball
She's
a chubby girl pageant winner
Just
put it anywhere
Leaping
capri
Double-kneed
gnob gobbler
Jihad
Joe
Poo-tomac
Gives
Incontinent senior sponge baths
A
dangerous overhead camel toe
He's
a pube-a-fobe. He's afraid of short people with dark, curly hair
I'm
gonna puke. Indeed.
Make
it rock hard
Shove
it skipper
I
feel fresh
Titillating
Wibbidaut
University
The
Nards of Doom
Light
a Match
Maria
Penisovich
I
get bigger when you void I'm Hank the Happy Hemmoroid
I'm
large and in charge
She
took one to the package
Super
Ball Man
Those
are hot tub skimmings from the transsexual Singles Club
I
shoot blanks
Pee
Shooter 5000
Helen
Keller Lasik. The original blind date
Barney
Babaganushe
Martha
King Jr. She had a dream
Golden
Shower Boy
It's
Blow Hole-a-licious
Spank
my inner thigh
MacDumpers
Rapper
59 cent
Bestial
Ligamist
He's
a Urinal Cake Eater
Piss
n Boot
Stare
deep into my brown eye
She's
a skank yanker
They
make fish-hook baby gum
Stinkin
Logs & Tinkle Toys
Lo
Jack and Jill for children
He's
addicted to expired dairy products
He
donated his vasdeferens. That takes balls. Indeed
Mine-numbing,
back breaking log drop
I
know that smell. It's horse urine
You
just wiped a boogie on Guy's back. Guy like.
We
should marry rich chicks like Kerry
Lesbians
for Bush
John
Kerry looks like Herman Munster
Bobbaganouche
for Bush
Pie
a la commode
He
gets high eating women's underwear. He's a thongoloid.
Spread
eagle fugitive to a reverse cavity search
He
pre-chews pretzels for the president
A
sodomite skip to a sassy sitter to a straddling Louganis
Those
are presidential flushings from Air Force 1. Good stuff Ken
That's
Good Jerking Ken. Indeed!!
SCABBIES.
The Peal & Eat Candy Treat
FIST
& CUFFS. The First Magazine for Gay Boxers
I
smell thong burning
Maker
of Harpoon Tang
She's
Spunkalicious
Full
Bottom Cheek Check
Daddy's
coming
You
looking at my Mommy bags?
He
tore his third leg hamstring
Lipo
Suction drippings from the Beverly Hills Suck Hut
Floats
like a butterfly, stinks like pee
Cookies
le Douche
Dirty
Balls Don't Scare Me
If
you sit on it, it better be clean
Taco
on a Stick
He
Butt Dusted Him!
Full
Facial Swabbing
Excellent
Use of His Applicator
Motel
69. Hotel for the world's oldest profession. We'll leave the red
light on for you
Snickety
Snatch and Grab He
Overprojaculates himself into a buffalo pie
She's
a Whore Wrangler at the Fancy Skank Ranch. All you can eat Sundays
- One Flavor
Thrust
or Bust
Coccyx
Shock Syndrome
Organ
Exchange Exchange Student
Mini
Fister to a Flying Capri
Sister
Squat to a Girly Gurny
Lead
Paint Addict
Thong
Thursday
Twisty
McFisty
Grinder
in the Mouth
He
Colostomized Himself
Bubbaganoush
Loogie
Lagoon Trying
for a Dirty Nurse
Naughty
Magdeleine
Dirty
Balls Don't Scare Me
Kay-Y-Mart
Reaching
Dangler
I
Like Dark Meat
Full
Scary Uncle
Bud
a Bump Bump
An
Obituary Humorist
He
Flavors Lead Paint
I
like the Tuna-Apple Flavor. Me too.
Flying
Capri
Sperm
Bank Loan Officer
Sneeze
Guard Scraper
A
Proctologist for the Morbidly Obese
Don't
Ask. Don't Tell. See You at the Parade.
Work
down there without a care. Ahhhh. Cundiments
Right
you are, Ken. Indeed
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