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    It's about time you left you ugly dirtball.

Dutchess Smeg and Prince Pedo

    We hate you and we're doomed.


    Most excellent new Prime Minister and future king, Boris Johnson. Brexit here we come.

Stab City

    Our new nickname. We're doomed.

Trump Baby Balloon

    England needs America. America don't need nothing.

Free Tommy

    Free up your press like in normal places like America.


    Bolsheviks Broadcasting Corporation


    Lame, liberal gubmints only create crapholes like this. Is this what you want London to be? Stabbers and acid flingers?


    The day before When's Dee.


    New nickname for famous chef, Nigella Lawson.

Ding Dong. The Witch is Dead

    RIP in Peace Margaret Thatcher

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    New McDonalds product composed of chicken lips that replaces our Horse burgers and Horse Lasagna.

Frozen Stiffy

    Local loser got this after he raped a snowman. Let's all hope they chop off his manliness or the neighbors lynch him.


    Singer, overnight sensation Susan Boyle

Prince Harry's got a chub

    Las Vegas is not the place to go prancing naked son, without first confiscating cell phones.


Ball-watching Neurotics

    Some idiot doctor told all British men to check their balls all day long for cancer. And So they do.

RIP Davey Jones

    Monkees rocked.

Everybody's on Strike

    You stupid, bloody Socialists. Snot gonna work.

Britain's first 21st century riot

    Riots, bloody riots.


Pippa Butt Lift

    Get a nice butt like hers, but not too huge like JLo or some ugly Kardashian.

Byebye News of the World

    It's not nice to be dishonest and now you're done.

When Harry boned Flo

    A new relationship for the randy prince. She is hot and dirty.


    Pippa's new nickname courtesy of Prince Harry. How does he know she doesn't wear underwear?

The Best Caboose in England Follows The Train


Mick CAUGHT Knee

    Local pronunciation of one of our Beetles

Tuition Hike

    Tough Crap. Socialism's dead. Get over it. Welcome to Capitalism.
So easy a Yank Can do it!!

Waity Katy Waits no more

    You ride that prince's baloney pony girl!!

Eggs & Shoes

    What anti-war protesters hurl at the former prime minister at his book signings

Osama bin Laden

    British Air Frequent Flier. At least according to their own ads.

Bigoted Woman

    What Prime Minister Gordon Brown thinks about you.

Waity Katy

    Prince William's girlfriend

Spectacularly stupid

    British Air's view of their striking crews

Combat Barbie

    Miss England Katrina Hodge. Smoking hot.

Buckfast Tonic Wine

    Delicious 30 proof wine with enough caffeine for 8 cans of coke. Also called "Wreck the Hoose Juice", Scottish for Wreck the House...


    Like a tampon, only more expensive


    In our Nanny State, you can be arrested for saying this foul word that references gypsies

Ginger Ninja

    Redhead to Americans. Don't bully them


    Male boob job. Get it?

Golliwog, Half Golliwog &

    How Carol Fletcher, daughter of former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher describes people of French/African descent.

Little Paki, You don't sound like a black chap

    Things Prince Harry says. He also dresses as Adolph Hitler at costume parties. He's awesome.

Dog Beater

    Prince Edward

Betting on the Gee-Gee's

    Betting on horse races

Heroin addict of the year

    3 cheers for Amy Winehouse

Black Man's Willy

    Our new Flower Du Jour

Amy Crackhouse

Pop yer clog

    Local slanguage when you die

Over 50%

    The number of illegitimate, British baby bastards born this year

Freddie, Babe, Charlie, Henry, Rita, Cleo, Jasper, Girl, Gilbert and Betsie.

    Most popular nicknames for our cars.

Fingers & Toes

    Local Ryan Wilson is losing these as a side effect from a volunteer drug test.


    Where you'll go if you ask a policeman this: "Excuse me, do you realize your horse is gay?"

566,000 Quid

    What we're paying annually to support Prince Charles' ugly horse Camilla.



Cocaine Kate-->

    Shamed model Kate Moss's new moniker. But only a loser wouldn't wanna banga. But now she's back, just fine. Great example for everybody...

Pieces of his colon

    What actor John Cleese is selling. Tastes like spotted dick.


    What Prince Charles married. Elle s'appele Camilla.


    Monty Python's new play. Please send feedback if you've seen it so I can let everyone know wazup.

Vile Pigs

    Sir Elton John's quote indicates he has a petit problem with some folks in Taiwan? Oh it's only their news photographers and TV crews. Never mind.


    Bly me. It's the queen's new lover at Buckingham Palace.

Tony Blair

    George Bush's poodle

The Gherkin

Unspecified Incident

    Prince Charles fancying a shag with a royal servant??? Randy, randy, randy...

Gotta Fag?

    Have you any cigarettes?

Spotted Dick

    Some kind of pudding you eat. You Brits may think we Yanks are nuts, but I ain't eating no such thing as a Spotted Dick.


    Sir or madam


    A baby

Apples and Pears


Dog and Bone


Shutcher Gob

    Keep your mouth shut



Grin On You

    Making fun of you


    Musical performance played on the street, usually for money

So easy a Yank can do it!!


Hello Luv

    Greeting to a sir or madam

Going to Spend a Penny

    Going to the toilet (lu)

Gormless Wuss

    Silly person


Pull Your Socks Up

    Hey, be smart


    To have a tantrum


    Very tired

That's Crackin'

    Cool or neat

Have You Any Rubbers?

    Do you have any erasers?
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Con gusto
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Yo te quiero
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Very beautiful
(muy bello)

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