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Zeke Who?

    Philly fan's serenade. They know he's a fraud.

Fake Mexican/Real Pendejo

    Beto O'Dork, the POS

Dirty Sanchez

    Our backup QB.

Slow Mo

    Our QB needs to retire.

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Smell My Underwear

    SMU is a local university

RIP Dandy Don

    There's at least one Cowboy that the whole country doesn't hate.

 

Brains, Eyes, Ears, Nose & Sphincters

    Jerry Jones's apt description of which body parts compose the Cowboys

Sloppy Seconds

    Dallas Star's instigator Sean Avery's preferred sexual encounter

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Stinkin. Stankin. Stunkin.

    What the Cowboys could be doing at any moment these days.

I don't do no National Anthem. I'm black.

    Genius statement by Mavs forward Josh Howard

Romo is a Homo & T.O. Sucks. bye

    So this webmaster is from Philadelphia...

T.O luv Porn-O

    Who doesn't?

Post Jimmy Johnson Jokebook

    Apt description of our Cowboys. Thanks Yoko.

Messican

    Dallas Morning Star "Man of the Year"

Marian the Barbarian

    Cowboys awesome running back, Marian Barber

Romomania

    Huge hullaballu over Boys' QB Tony Romo. Better than Staubach, better than Aikman, duh...

Vinnie the Poo

    Nickname for a past Cowboys quarterback. Ouch.

Central Distressway

    What we call 75 central expressway

Tenny Runners

    A pair of athletic shoes

Wow Boys

    Our football team.

 

Howdy Do

    Another Dallas greeting

All Y'All

    Plural of Y'all

Hogged Up

    Messed up

Fixin'

    Preparing to do something

Barbed War

    Surrounds a prison

Tarred

    Exhausted

Awes Tin

    A nearby city

Yankee

    Anyone north of the causeway

Hank Rin

    Urge to do something

Texas Cadillac

    Pickup truck

Big D

    What we call Dallas

Hah, Har U?

    Another Dallas greeting

High Doo

    The hair that tells you you're in Dallas

Far Aints

    Fire ants

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Outside Back

    The backyard to many people

All

    Oil

San Tone

    Nearby City

Chivvy

    A car company

Tray

    Tree to most

Howdy Y'all

    Dallas Greeting

Whore Show

    The horror show

Jogger Fee

    Study of the Earth's surface

Coal Bare

    Cold beer please

Scrimps

    Shrimps to most people

Far Place

    Place in your house to burn wood

Ort

    It's on the museum walls
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Find your phrase in the left column. Say the fun phrase in the middle column with emphasis on the RED word or object. That's all there is to directions for Fun Spanish. Crank up your computer's volume to really enjoy the sound bytes. Links to more phrases below.

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Old Spanish
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FUN SPANISH
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Como va?
(How's it going)

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Bien y tu?
(Fine and yourself?)

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Con gusto
(With pleasure)

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Bonito
(good or nice)


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Contento
(happy)

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Yo quiero...
(I want)

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Gustoso
(Delicious)

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Comono
(Surely)

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Quisiera
(He or she wants)

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Queremos
(We want)

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Yo te quiero
(I love you)

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Very beautiful
(muy bello)

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Fun Spanish nouns & verbs A-F | Fun Spanish nouns & verbs G - L
Fun Spanish nouns & verbs M - Q | Fun Spanish nouns & verbs R - Z

 

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Below is a 2-page spread from my book. Here are the directions. Note how much easier these directions are compared to any of the thousands of Spanish learning guides out there. (1) Find what you want to say on the left page. (2) Follow the arrow to the right page (3) Say the Fun Spanish phrase quickly with emphasis on the starburst word or image (4) The Spanish follows. (5) Learn to string together numerous phrases which will make you sound very competent. (6) Draw your own pictures to help with memorizing and pronounciation. Fun Spanish works because it's just English and you CAN'T make a mistake!! Don't ever waste your money on a Berlitz or Inlingua product again.

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My book is divided into 5 chapters: Greetings, Helpful Phrases, At the Restaurant, Questions and a Fun Puzzle. Fun Spanish is 5 1/2 inches by 8 1/2 inches, 24 pages with large, easy-to-read type, plenty of art and perfect for a trip or a lesson for students. You'll love teaching children with Fun Spanish. All ages love it. There's also a Fun Spanish puzzle in the back that you can play with friends or on a flight.

Hopefully, you can see how fun and easy learning Spanish is with Fun Spanish. Your friends, teachers, students and fellow travelers will be very impressed with your newly-found knowledge. Don't ever let anyone tell you that learning Spanish is hard, difficult or boring. With Fun Spanish, it's easy and fun. Gloria Cudia, from Rockford Park, IL, purchased Fun Spanish for The United Way and loves it for work and her grandchildren. "It's muy fun," she tells us. Thank you for your enthusiasm Gloria.

Here are the phrases you'll learn in my book:
How's it going? • Fine and yourself? • Fine • With pleasure • My pleasure • Welcome • Good or nice • Yes • I must... • What do you say? • Not much, yourself? • What's new? • The good one • In a moment • A little bit • With me? • Can we?.. • Yes/No • That's great • Beautiful • Handsome • Happy • I know/I don't know • Comfortable • My friends • Where do you live? • Here? • Not here? • I'm drinking it • Also? With you? • As if... • I'd like... • Do you have?... • Delicious • I'm enjoying it • With cheese • Some water • With lemon • Drinks • Bacon • Chicken • Duck • Octopus • Sweet potato • Wine • I'm thirsty • Shrimp • Tuna • Asparagus • Pepper • Spinach • Who? • What? • Is it? • Are there? • Where? • How do you say? • How? • I don't know how. Remember you can combine or alter these phrases to create hundreds, if not thousands of new phrases.

There is no better product for learning Fun Spanish. I'm the only person in the world who replaces Spanish with English words. Replacing Spanish with English is a logical, easy and fun way to learn Spanish. Other methods use boring, endless lists of indirect object pronouns and intransitive verbs. Have you tried Berlitz, Inlingua, Rosetta Stone or any of the other methods? They're all the same - a waste of your money. Until now, there was no alternative. Now you have one in Fun Spanish.

Hopefully, I've convinced you how easy Fun Spanish really is. I think it's a shame that we've been brainwashed into thinking it's difficult. Try Fun Spanish. It will change your life. And for only $4.99 plus free shipping, you'll find it a bargain. And remember my motto, If you can speak English, you can speak Fun Spanish!!! I have plans for other fun languages too like Fun Japanese and Fun Italian. Please stop back often for updates and mention my new book to your friends.

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