The Eagles have a fullback. They used him in one game and ignored him in the next.
Romney/Ryan for president
Wear this shirt to a Philadelphia school for extra credit.
THOR
Phillies new catcher, Erik Kratz, is a monster.
Super Bowls without Foles
We're back on the Vick bandwagon, baby!
Hulk Hartnell
Flyer doing his Hulk impersonation while his team is killing the whiny Penguins
Templetown
Booming North Philly location
Fight for the Cup
Later Penguins and Cindy Crybaby. You can't beat us!!!
Hunjy miles per hour
How fast you need to drive your Jeep on the airport runway to keep things exciting after you illegally break down a gate.
A-holes
The mayor's word for parents that don't parent.
Byebye Loser Palooza
Your smelly Occupying butts need a shower and a job. Good riddance.
Shootin and beatin and peppa sprayin
Black Friday Philly Style
RIP Smoking Joe Frazier
Philly was always proud of you
Eagles do Dallas
Coach Rob Ryan eats his words
Hummers for the Mummers
Nope. Not a vehicle. Prostitutes busted at their headquarters.
Pull a Juqua
Jump offsides on 4th and 1 and lose the game.
OVER MY DEAD BODY
Ominous words from Vick after terrible game against Niners. At least he has a heart.
Wet Dream Team
What our beloved Eagles have become.
Whine and Cheesesteak
New York media's portrayal of Vick's complaining about the refs. Ouch.
Lyin Lesbians and the lions
Buncha thieves
Wide 9
New Iggles defense. Seems to work if the opposing team's starting running back is injured.
A Hunjy Milljy Dollas
What Iggles QB ConVick just got for 6 years. Guaranteed Super bowls?
RIP Joey Vento
I'm sure God will speak English to you.
We're all shook up
Earthquake! Obama did it.
Laters Queen Arlene
School district's gonna need a new Supe.
Thome's Homeys
Jim Thome's back.
Welcome to Pence-ylvania!
Everybody loves new Phillie Hunter Pence.
Dream Teams
4 parades this year. Oh no. Slanguage just jinxed us.
Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, Jason Babin, Vince Young, Nnamdi Asomugha
New Eagles. Nice job Coach.
Vanimal House
New name for Phillies ballpark when Vance Worley pitches.
Calamity John
Local weathercaster. Tweet him @johnbolaris
5 dolla???
Toll for the bridges to Jerz. WTF?
G-HO!
Area south of former Graduate Hospital.
Chase-adelphia!
Utley keys return of Phillies offense!
Gloxico Burress is coming back!
The ex-prisoners will lead us to the Super Bowl. So proud. Nope. He went to the New York Jits.
B-HOP!
Oldhead, Philadelphia boxer Bernard Hopkins still got it!
University of Denzelvania
A local university
San
Ben Francisco's middle name.
Go Booshy. Go Booshy
We'll ride you to the Cup.
Tree Fitty Tree
The price of gaz.
Tom Corporate
Our new governor
Black Madam
A transgenda sista who will inject your buttocks with a gel to enlare them.
Don't blame the fat coach
Reid didn't miss 2 field goals, step out of bounds on the extra point or underthrow Coop in the final minute.
Miracle in the Meadowlands Part 2
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Giants. You stink. Go Iggles.
Kendra
Hideous, local porn star
Merry Cliffmas. Happy Halladays.
Phillies winning it all!
Beware!!
Of the Kenso Strangler
Dork
How Philadelphians prefer their chocolate. (Mork likes dork chocolate)
Don't Touch My Junk
Say no to porno scanners @ the airport
Your teeth look like fitty dollar hoagies
Overheard on the El. That can't be good?
ConVick is Sick!
Dawg Killa Parade. Here we come.
The President
Iggles awesome cornerback Asante Samuel.
We Talking bout Turkey, man!
Allen Iverson's great basketball adventure.
Smitty
Eagles new fullback and an awesome, local beer
Kingy
Vince Papale's dad and was the Iggles left tackle, King Dunlap.
Vickadelphia!!!
I smell 3 parades this year.
Pinch Her Ass
PHA (What was the Philadelphia Housing Authority)
I'm not angry. I'm from Philly.
Some tshirt quote
DRPA
Just another gubmint scam
RIP Wee Willie Webber
If you don't know him, yer too young so don't worry about it
Do you believe in 2 miracles?
Yes! Flyers in 7!!!
Taser Boy
What you become if you go on the Phillies field during the game, go on the field & enjoy 300 kV from a taser gun. Shockingly fun. Maybe they can have a "Taser Nite" where random fans go on the field and get tasered. Only in Taserdelphia!
Pukemon
Local idiot from New Jersey (is that redundant) who intentionally puked on a little girl at the Phillies game. Fortunately, the fans gave him a pounding.
Bye bye Dumbovan
Thanks for the memories. Coulda used a Super Bowl victory too. Oh well.
Attention Walmort Shoppers
White people. Please leave the store.
Bye-bye Shawn Andrews
Guess you can get your Michael Phelps on elsewhere?
Brothas & Sistas
Who is running this city
So long Bee Dub
Good luck to all-time, Eagles great Brian Westbrook
NOVA'S #8!
They're totally due for an NCAA Championship. Only 25 years since their last one. Tough losses to Georgetown, Pitt & Syracuse.
RIP Brookey
Eagles icon Tom Brookshire, off to heaven. I had the pleasure of meeting him years ago while waiting tables at a nice restaurant called L'Auberge in Strafford, PA. He was one of the few celebrities I've ever met who actually made you feel like he was pleased to meet you.
iPAD
Like a tampon, only more expensive
Jewish Teflon Bomber
So he strapped some teflon to his head and everybody thought he was a terrorist who was going to bring down the plane.
0 (as in zero)
Dumbovan's number in Oakland next year
I woke up today and didn't kill a dog. Can I get an award like Michael Vick?
What a joke
Spendell
Our governor. We're doomed.
Ride Tiger's Wood
Coming soon to a movie theatre near you
A.I.'s Back!!!!!!!!!!!
Schedule the parade now
Port Kenzo
Resort town snuggled between Kensington and Port Richmond
Neast
Northeast Philadelphia. But is Neast more awesome than Sail Fluffya?
Dumbovan
Our talented pro quarterback who can't remember how many timeouts are left or if the NFL plays to ties. AKA Low-throw McBlow too.
Local, Blind Lawyer Robbed by Prostitute
She saw him coming
The Ax Man Returneth
Welcome back Jeremiah Trotter to the Iggles. Guaranteed Super Bowl victory. You heard it on slanguage.com first.
The Big Piece
Phillies awesome superstar, Ryan Howard
Hide Your Beagle
Vick's an Eagle
Sponsored by PETA (Philadelphia Eagles Touchdown Association)
Welcome Peedro
Love, the Pheelees
PHILLY TACO
A Jim's cheesesteak rolled up in a slice of pizza from Lorenzo & Sons
RIP Harry and P-Zez
If you don't know the above references, y'aint from around here
"Mack Daddy" Goode and "Hoochie Momma" Bryant
Local politicians that, when criticized, cry racist and KKK. So they got caught drinking, partying and falsifying time cards on city payroll time. Our local dopes will re-elect them.
Cause Westbrook was his fantasy pick
Why DeSean Jackson flung the ball before he scored against the boys (Invented by Blummy!)
Romo is a Homo
Go Eagles
MVP and Rookie of the Year
Iggle's DeSean Jackson. Take us to the Supe little guy!
Flyin' Hawaiian
Phil's centerfielder Shane Victorino. Awesome, speedy player.
BALLS
What the Phillies had blessed before their first game of 2008. Too bad they lost anyways. Shoulda blessed all their parts, not just the sacks...
Killadelphia
Our newest nickname. Awesome.
RIP Andre Dirty Wooders
Arguably, the greatest slanguage nickname in history. Sad he's no longer with us.
Little Poppy
Phil's young slugger Ryan Howard. Aptly named after oldhead slugger in Boston, David "Big Poppy" Ortiz.
Mama's Boy
What Donovan McNabb is. Not such a bad thing really...
Super Hero/Legend
Phillies outfielder, Aaron Rowand, who broke his nose on the outfield fence for his team and fans. Maybe it's contagious, Pat Burrell? Nah. So they traded him. Duh.
BLACK on BLACK Crime
Prevalent only in the Fluffya Iggles organization, targeted at Dummyvan McNabb. Never occurs @ 10th & Diamond in Nor Philly. Yeah right...
Lil' Rat
Eagle's nickname for their hope for the future, Ryan Moats. Fast little dude. Beat, he left.
Smokin' Joe
Local boxer/icon. Kicked Ali's ass 3 times. Or at least once anyways...
Jump Ricky Jump
Recently overheard at City Hall
Philadelphia Eagles Ambassador
Welcome back Hugh Douglas. But he's rather be called
The Bad Ass-ador
Bonnie and Clyde
A pair of local idiots who got caught stealing identities and spending stolen money. 15 minutes of fame and they're going down. She is kinda hot in a dirty, fake booby, clean-shaven kinda way
Rita
Our preferred brand of wooder ice and a hurricane.
Skid Mork
Local pronunciation of little poopy stains in your underwear. Most common on grown boys and adolescent men. Watch for pebbles on the rug too.
Barry's
Helps start your car or flashlight
"I wasn't the guy who got tired in the Super Bowl."
Quote by T.O. implying Donovan McNabb ran out of gas in the Supe. Maybe correct and maybe we need a new slogan: "T.O., T.O., I think he's gotta go..."
The Cos
Local icon/commedian/hero, Bill Cosby. Mr. C would never bug anybody so let's just leave him alone. Hey hey hey...
Formerly the ack-a-me, formerly the acme. Where many of us shop for food
Shhhhhtreet
Our former mayor
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Vails
A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y
Schuylkill Punch
Yummy wooder that we drink
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Yunkers
Folks from Manyunk
Donna Dad Vail
Local boat race
Fluffya Freedom
Our favorite song by Elton John
Smoke on a Wooder
Our other favorite song
Thirsty
The day before Friday
Segal
Those birds we see downashore
Del Val
Extended Fluffya vicinity of surrounding suburbs
Meetcha At Da Iggle
Traditional meeting place at Wanamakers
Beg'll
Jewish bread usually eaten at breakfast
Horry Opp
Hurry up
Fly Like an Iggle
Philadelphia's preferred song by Steve Miller
Fluffya, Fill Uff Ya
2 other ways to pronounce Philadelphia
Ack a Me
Popular food store
Mayan and Urine
Mine and yours
Arthur-ritis
Painful joint affliction
Crown
Crayons to most
Widges
Opposite of without you
Philly Lean
Proper posture to eat a cheesesteak and keep your clothes clean
Sum Eye Giss, Sum Eye Gatt
Something like this, something like that
Pie Zahn
Italian friend
Tellypole Wire
Place where you throw your old sneakers
School Kill
A river and a road
Colbert
Sewer
Sure Kill Distressway
Exciting road into our beauty full city
Marinades
Mayonnaise
Wooder Eyes
Italian ice or snow cone to most
Cheesesteaks & Hoagies
What we Eat
Wooder
What we drink
Downashore
Summertime destination
Beauty Full
What we are
Sailth Shtreet
Where all the hippies meet
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