New movie featuring our CIA director and all his cowgirls.
Aporkolypse
The United States of Bacon.
Back in Chains
Where Romney is sending black people according to Biden
Obama rather you be his slave
Allen West quote
DogGate
Romney gave his dog turkey and the dog got diahrea. O
Hookergate
Even Obama's security can't keep it in their pants when visiting Columbia. And pay the poor hooker her 11 bucks.
Etcha-Sketch
Mitt Romney's campaign strategy. Shake and change it every day.
Mrs. YoMama
New nickname for Mrs. Obama courtesy of Kansas House Speaker Mike O'Neal
Shootin and beatin & peppa sprayin
Black Friday D.C. Style
Christmas tree tax?
Thanks Ho Ho Hobama
I am the Koch brothas' brotha from another motha
Herman Cain said it...
Honkies for Herman
Whitey voting for the brotha
The Hermanator
Republican candidate Herman Cain. He's black and on track. Thinks Occupy Wallstreet are a bunch of whiners. The only candidate with the balls to say so.
Cocaine on a barrel
What Sarah Palin does to kill time
Jewish
What presidential candidate Michele Bachmann is
No Drama Obama
He's golfing, whatever, during the earthquake.
Citizen's Bank Ballpark South
An embarrassing nickname (unless you're a Phillies fan) for whatever the real name is for where the Nationals play.
We're all shook up
Earthquake! Obama did it.
Suicide Contagion Area
What do you get in all the schools when you elect Michelle Bachman?
Obama Beats Weiner
Step down Weiner cause Obama say so
Craigslist Congressman
What you become if you send your ugly photos on the internet to everybody.
Spud-Nut
Palin's reference to Russian Space Program
Hizzouse, Hizzy, The Big Crib
Keepin it real with Obama where he live
Craigslist Congressman
What you become if you send your ugly photos on the internet to everybody.
Spud-Nut
Palin's reference to Russian Space Program
Food Stamp President
Newt Gingrich's nickname for Obama
Craigslist Congressman
What you become if you send your ugly photos on the internet to everybody.
Spud-Nut
Palin's reference to Russian Space Program
ChimpGate
What you get when a California GOP official pastes Obama's head on a chimp.
Done-ovan
His career has seen better days. Good luck elsewhere.
Bye Bye Haynes-girth
You are just a lazy bum.
Don't Touch My Junk
Say no to porno scanners @ the airport
Redskins really blow.
Thanks Dumbovan
Slave
Albert Haynesworth's self description of himself. Pay me $100 million and I'll be your slave. And he lies down on the job
Obamunism
Latest government that is taking us down
Slurpee
Obama must be proud to be the first president to use this word in a speech.
Looking for some ass to kick
Obama's finally getting mad about the Plume of Doom in the Gulf of Mexico
Welcome Dumbovan
May all your low throws not McBlow
Attention Walmort Shoppers
White people. Please leave the store.
Republicans turned off by size of Obama's package
Only his wife knows the truth regarding his package. Oh. Is this about healthcare? Who cares? Our president is hung!
This is a big F'ing deal
Biden's public description of Obama's healthcare plan
ONE BIG-ASS MISTAKE AMERICA
OBAMA acronym
F*&#@ing Retards
How Obama's Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, describes people who disagree with him
iPAD
Like a tampon, only more expensive
F A T
New Surgeon General Dr. Regina Benjamin
Light-skinned, African American with no Negro dialect
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's description of our president. How come Republicans are racist for saying this, but he's not? Fire him just like Trent Lott was.
26 servants who earn over $1.5 million
Michelle Obama's hired help courtesy of US taxpayers
Hollywood for Ugly People
AKA Washington DC
GoldGate
Fox News/radio guy Glenn Beck's idiotic call to buy gold, guns and God. Since he also plugs for a gold company, this conflict of interest makes him look stupid
Ride Tiger's Wood
Coming soon to a movie theatre near you
SNYDER SUCKS
Redskin fans' anthem. And since you can't bring signs to the game, you can just STFU.
DIE QUICKLY
Democrap's claim that this will solve our insurance problem, according to the Republitards. Whatever.
A Jackass
Obama's description of Kanye West
DEATH PANELS
With Obama's new healthcare plan, if you're sick, Obama will personally kill you to save money for the insurance companies.
Obamanure. Obamao
Just another cute nickname for our President
Weed and Crack
Things President Obama smoked in his youth. So get out of Michael Phelp's ass or go arrest Obama. Or fine him $100 like in Taxachusetts and be done with it.
Liar, Tramp and Tax Cheat
Daschle. We are such suckers
ShoeGate
I know it's wrong, but everybody, including me, thought it was hilarious watching that Eye-Racky dude throw 2 shoes at President Bush. The prez did impress me with his athletic reaction.
I feel like the worst coach in America
Accurate self description by Redskins coach Jim Zorn
Nobama
Our first largely-Hawaiian president
Cooley
Italian pronunciation for buttholes and a local NFL football player.
A Knee-walking Drunk
What President Bush claims he wasn't...
Rest in Peace Meast
Redskins safety Sean Taylor was half man/half beast
Lesbian
Presidential hopeless candidate Hillary Clinton. The only person who has done more women than her huband Bill is Hillary herself.
Is our children learning? Childrens do learn.
Genius quotes from our president George W. Bush.
Stuck in Iraq
Where you'll be if you don't do well in school, according to John Kerry. And don't lie and call it a botched joke, John. You just insulted all our soldiers. Just apologize, loser.
Sista Gate
What you get when a black congresswoman named McKinney avoids entry procedure at the Capitol, wacks a cop with a cell phone for stopping her, then blames racism and sexism as her reason for assault and agravated battery. Idiot.
Duck. It's Dick.
Vice Prez Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face.
Georgie. Go invade Iraq
What God supposably told the President to to...
Thou Shalt Kill
What Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson preaches.
Deep Throat
Recent topic of conversation. Unfortunately, it doesn't concern Linda Lovelace and her cinematic fame.
A 3rd World Hell Hole
How the British newspapers describe Dulles Airport. Not exactly inaccurate, f'shizzle.
Strategery. Don't misunderestimate it.
One of President Dubya's funniest lines ever. Get it on.
I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN
What President Clinton said after he banged Monica Lewinsky
Mayor for Life
You know him as Marion Barry and he's back. Just a councilman, but he's back.
Sockgate
Term for Clinton's crony who stole 911 info and stashed it in his sock. A more accurate description may be Skivy-gate?
The Fruit Loop
Interesting nickname for DuPont Circle
The Spur
Rushhour parking lot at northeast corner of beltway
Governmentality
If it can be done with less paperwork, I don't want to hear about it
Consulting company which does lots of government business
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Find your phrase in the left column. Say the fun phrase in the middle column with emphasis on the RED word or object. That's all there is to directions for Fun Spanish. Crank up your computer's volume to really enjoy the sound bytes. Links to more phrases below.
Below is a 2-page spread from my book. Here are the directions. Note how much easier these directions are compared to any of the thousands of Spanish learning guides out there. (1) Find what you want to say on the left page. (2) Follow the arrow to the right page (3) Say the Fun Spanish phrase quickly with emphasis on the starburst word or image (4) The Spanish follows. (5) Learn to string together numerous phrases which will make you sound very competent. (6) Draw your own pictures to help with memorizing and pronounciation. Fun Spanish works because it's just English and you CAN'T make a mistake!! Don't ever waste your money on a Berlitz or Inlingua product again.
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My book is divided into 5 chapters: Greetings, Helpful Phrases, At the Restaurant, Questions and a Fun Puzzle. Fun Spanish is 5 1/2 inches by 8 1/2 inches, 24 pages with large, easy-to-read type, plenty of art and perfect for a trip or a lesson for students. You'll love teaching children with Fun Spanish. All ages love it. There's also a Fun Spanish puzzle in the back that you can play with friends or on a flight.
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Here are the phrases you'll learn in my book: How's it going? • Fine and yourself? • Fine • With pleasure • My pleasure • Welcome • Good or nice • Yes • I must... • What do you say? • Not much, yourself? • What's new? • The good one • In a moment • A little bit • With me? • Can we?.. • Yes/No • That's great • Beautiful • Handsome • Happy • I know/I don't know • Comfortable • My friends • Where do you live? • Here? • Not here? • I'm drinking it • Also? With you? • As if... • I'd like... • Do you have?... • Delicious • I'm enjoying it • With cheese • Some water • With lemon • Drinks • Bacon • Chicken • Duck • Octopus • Sweet potato • Wine • I'm thirsty • Shrimp • Tuna • Asparagus • Pepper • Spinach • Who? • What? • Is it? • Are there? • Where? • How do you say? • How? • I don't know how. Remember you can combine or alter these phrases to create hundreds, if not thousands of new phrases.
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