Meet
Mike Ellis (slanguages@yahoo.com),
author of SLANGUAGE & Fun Spanish. His light-hearted SLANGUAGE
book has been seen and read all over the world. Now everyone can
speak like the natives from Philly, Seattle, Paris, Tokyo and,
eventually, every city.
You may
have heard him on numerous TV news and radio interviews as well
as read about him in newspapers and magazines.
Until the
Internet explosion, Ellis' SLANGUAGE work was only printed
material. Now you can see, hear and interact with his work at
THE SLANGUAGE SITE (http://www.slanguage.com).
"I'd like
to thank the millions of people who have visited SLANGUAGE
since the launch in 1996 and sent me their email. It's the greatest
to read interesting mail every morning."
Fun Spanish, The Solution to Foreign Language
Barriers
Mike
Ellis is also the founder and creator of Fun
Spanish. He also calls it FUNetics, FUNtronix or Linguistics
Engineering. Are they the end of language barriers? The author
thinks so. And he doesn't care that people think he's crazy.
His goal is to make foreign languages easy and fun just like
Apple Computer forever changed computers by making them fun
and easy to learn.
His concept is very simple. He's erasing Spanish as we know
it and replacing it with his fun version. If you visualize an
ice cream cone, a goose and a toe, then you can say Cone GOOSE
Toe (emphasize the GOOSE) which is Fun Spanish for "with
pleasure." (con gusto)
Fun Spanish teaches you how to say phrases very well.
This is because there is little to no room for error in the
pronunciation because you're reading only English words, pictures
and numbers. Other methods teach you how to pronounce phrases
with poor pronunciation and poor intonation.
Try to ignore other people who will tell you that learning foreign
languages is difficult. One look at the Fun Spanish samples
or any of the FUN Languages should quiet any negative people.
Try Fun Spanish.
The author enjoys talking about his educational pet rock at
schools. "It's great to talk to young people and watch them
laugh and learn at the same time. When I was in school, I'm
now 42, I learned and laughed, but rarely both at the same time.
To have 300 kids screaming Fun Spanish or Japanese or Chinese
at you and laughing hysterically is cool!"
The author's future vision of the educational pet rock? "I see
young people working in the future who will need many skills
to be employable: computer, internet, language skills. Making
foreign languages easier to learn will free up your time to
learn new skills and make you still more employable. One of
my favorite things about the educational pet rock is how easily
foreign people are impressed with my knowledge of their language.
Even simple phrases. Something as simple as "Doe Moe (Fun Japanese
for hi)" or "Ho Ho Ho (Fun Cantonese Chinese for fine, fine,
fine)" really impresses them. It makes them laugh and feel more
comfortable with me. I think everyone should know Fun Spanish."
The author is also working on a FUNtronix game board and a computer
game, a puzzle and flash cards. A few thousand languages and
dialects should keep him busy...
The author has been a guest on over two hundred radio and TV
shows around the country. Reviews of his books have been in
USA Today,The Philadelphia Inquirer, Washington Post and The
Sunday New York Times. The author, Mike Ellis, would like to
hear from you during the week c/o Valley Forge Publishing at
610-917-0587 or email below.
Cone
GOOSE Toe is
Fun
Spanish for "with pleasure."
Emphasize the GOOSE. In Spanish,
it's con gusto. Didn't know you could speak a foreign language?
Try The Fun Spanish Booklet.
It's a breakthrough for learning Spanish and will change your
life. All ages love Fun
Spanish. Only $4.99 and FREE
SHIPPING to the U.S. Click
here.
Author/inventor
Mike Ellis brings you Fun
French. He's erasing French and replacing
it with English words enabling anyone to speak
French. USA Today calls Fun
French "new and interesting."
Fun French is a Sunday New York Times bestseller.
The
Fun French
phrases below only need a simple set of directions.
Find your phrase in the left column. Say each
large phrase quickly and smoothly with emphasis
on the red word or object. The translation and
sound byte are underneath. That's all there is
to Fun French.
The Parisians will love your accent!!!
Included
with each purchase are unlimited FREE
lifetime Fun French lessons with author Mike Ellis.
Just call him on the phone for a free lesson
for as long as you own your book. No other book
comes with this guarantee! Call the author at
610-917-0587. Or email him at funlanguages1@yahoo.com.
Yes,
that's good, cutey Oui,
c'est beau chou chou.
<----- Click here for the sound byte
Who's
that? C'est
qui?
<----- Click here for the sound byte
Some
whiskey? Du
whiskey?
<----- Click here for the sound byte
That's
a good idea C'est
une bonne idee
<----- Click here for the sound byte
Right
away Tout
suite
<----- Click here for the sound byte
Please S'il
vous plait
<----- Click here for the sound byte
Who
pays? Qui
paie?
<----- Click here for the sound byte
No
idea Aucune
idée
<----- Click here for the sound byte
Is
it us? Est-ce c'est nous?
<----- Click here for the sound byte
We're
paying C'est nous qui paie
<----- Click here for the sound byte
But
yes Josephine.
Napoleon said this too Mais oui Josephine
<----- Click here for the sound byte
yeah Ouia
<----- Click here for the sound byte
Who
likes garlic? Qui aime l'ail?
<----- Click here for the sound byte
He
likes them Il les aime
<----- Click here for the sound byte
Sad
or bummed out Desolé
<----- Click here for the sound byte
Soon Aussitot
<----- Click here for the sound byte
Isn't
the weather nice? Fait-il beau?
<----- Click here for the sound byte
Yes.
Yes. The weather's nice Oui. Oui. Il fait beau.
<----- Click here for the sound byte
Some
cake? Du gateau?
<----- Click here for the sound byte
That's
a pretty jacket C'est une belle veste.
<----- Click here for the sound byte
You're
foolish Tu es bête.
<----- Click here for the sound byte
To
the castle? Au chateau?
<----- Click here for the sound byte
He's
handsome Il est beau
<----- Click here for the sound byte
To
the train platform Au quai?
<----- Click here for the sound byte
Here's
a screen shot of my book. Click
here to buy the Fun French book on ebay.
The mail order
form is below.
For directions, all you need to remember is find your
phrase on the left. Follow the arrow. Say the Fun
French
phrase quickly and smoothly with emphasis on the starburst
word. Fun
French
is the most original method for learning French in the
world.
Here
are the phrases you'll learn in Fun French. Remember,
you can combine and modify phrases to create even
more!
What's
your name? | My name is... | Please | Right away |
Isn't the weather nice? | Yes | No | Yeah | He's handsome
| She's beautiful | That's a good idea | You're nice
| What a beautiful girl | All by beautiful friends
| Beautiful ladies first | Like to dance? | Love |
Love lasts forever | You're the greatest | Little
cabbage | Let's go there! | Let's go... | To Lyon
| To Marseilles | To Nice | To Paris | To Toulouse
| On a picnic | Skiing | To the arc of triumph | To
the cottage | To the Eiffel Tower | To the exchange
| To the show | To the movies | To the museum | To
the pool | To the zoo | To the platform | We'd like...
| The menu | Some water | Cold potato soup | Chicken
| Garlic sausage | Lamb chops | Lobster | Rack of
lamb | Roast duck | Some dessert | Some coffe and
milk | We're finished | Well done please | This is
not well done | To your health | Enjoy | Would you
recommend?... | Have you tried?... | Is that good
cutey? | Who's that? | Some whiskey? | Who pays? |
Is it us? | It's us who pays | Who likes garlic? |
He likes it | Some cake? | To the castle? | That's
baloney | Who cut the cheese? | Are you crazy? | You're
crazy | No idea | Isn't the weather nice? | Yes, the
weather's nice | You're useless | Off to bed | Doggy
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