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Cluck You

    No more chicken roosts in Chicago

Cat Chow - - - >

    Brainless local's moniker who hid in an airplane's bathroom to snag a free flight. Quick, easy way to go to jail, especially when you're toting marijuana and six antidepressant tablets. Derrr...

Pea Air

    Chicago abbreviation for the field of public relations

Kendra Davis

    Local, big mouth, confrontational wife of a New York Knick

America's Fattest City - 2006

    That's us according to Men's Fitness magazine

Soxtober!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sox Win. Cubs fans - eat poop.

Judge Nicholas Galasso

    Another worthless, liberal judge you clowns elected. He couldn't even sentence some dude who admitted secretly taking graphic pictures of a partly dressed female hospital patient while she was in gynecological stirrups. Email the judge, Nicholas.Galasso@dupageco.org. Tell him what a sissy he is. Call him too. 312-682-7792. Loser

Ghetto Fries

    Only available at Max's Famous Italian Beef, 5754 N. Western Avenue, Cheekaga,Ill-a-noise. Politically-correct losers need not visit.

Our Lady of the Underpass

    My Gad. The Virgin Mary's under the bridge where the Kennedy crosses Fullerton

Bare'k Pare'k

    So called place to wock yer dog.
    Wiggly Field in Lincoln Pare'k anyone?

Frankenfish

    My Gad. Al Franken invented a fish that's eating all the fish in Burham Hairbor???

Crap

    What Soldier Field looks like. And now it's losing its landmark status. Doh.

We Luv Lovey

    Beloved Bears coach Lovey Smith xoxoxo

Beach Killa

    Don't let Natarus ruin our Ohio Street Beach with his high rises. And a little high bacteria level ain't never hurt nobody anyways...

My Gad. Is that a Sassage floatin' in da River?

    Nah. Just Dave Matthew's poop.

Chicago Cubs Batting Helmet

    What you better wear to Wrigley Field to protect yer cranium from chunks o' concrete falling on your head. Maybe the Cubs and da Trib will start to disclose this little problemo???

HANGOVER PARK

    A northwestern suburb of Chicago officially known as "Hanover Park", full of rat-race types with huge mortgages.

Cardboard Heights & Hoffman's Mistakes

    Two NW suburbs of Chicago, officially Harwood Heights and Hoffman Estates, where housing construction is considered a bit on the shoddy side.

Sponge BAB Square Pants

    Popular cartoon character as only a Chicagoan could pronounce it.

AIR

    Pronunciation of the letter after Q

Da Cock

    High atop the John Hancock building

FIB's

    What out-of-staters call us
    (Freakin Illinois bas$#$%^...s)

 

Slammin' Sammy

    Cub Superhero Sammy Sosa. Now get outta town.

Clod & Mod

    Claude & Maude

The YIKE

    What we call the Eisenhower

The Taste

    Chicago summertime festival: Taste of Chicago

Polish Broadway

    Milwaukee Avenue between Diversey & Belmont

Da Loop

    Area surrounded by Dah El

Gold Coast

    Ritzy northern Chicago neighborhood

Dah Bears

    Our football team

Eye Bees

    Italian Beef Sandwiches

Cheeseheads

    Wisconsinites

Cheek AH Ga

    Different way to pronounce Chicago

Da Bullz

    Used to be the world's greatest basketball team

Tree

    Four minus one

Pal EYE Na

    Paulina street

Da Jeffer

    CTA 6 Jeffery Express from loop to southside

Seven Oh Ate

    Derogatory reference to suburbanites

Sassages

    Favorite tailgate food

Bab

    Abbreviation of Robert

Gangway

    Narrow sidewalk between houses

Dah Hocks

    Our hockey team

How Air You?

    Chicago Greeting

LSD

    Lake Shore Drive (supposedly only spoken by tourists)

Illinois State Circus

    The government

Juneway Jungle

    Rough neighborhood in rogers Park

Clybourn corridor

    Yuppie shopping district

The Friendly Confines

    Wrigley Field

Da Mare

    Chicago's Mayor

Ewes

    Plural of you

The Jewels

    Popular food shopping store

Chicagoland

    Word to conote Chicago and suburbs

Bubbly Creek

    Southside summer words for Chicago River

Jaaagov

    Someone you don't like (fighting words)


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