Chicago Board of Trade Rocks! I worked there and love that awesome, smelly dump. The most dense gathering of millionaires at any given time. Of course, you make a bad trade or error and you're now the 99%. All is fair.
I QUIT
Carlos Zambrano said it, then took it back. Grow up.
Apple Pickin
CTA muggers are targeting your smart phones. Be aware.
BLAGUILTYVICH
Why is anybody surprised?
An embarrassing, Triple A team
Carlos Zambrano's description of the Cubs
Stalingrad Elementary School
New name for Little Village Academy after they banned lunches made by the students' mothers.
I am an Emperor
I look good in a toga, Emanuel joked.
Rahm-plosion
What we'll get when Rahmses I don't get his own way
RIP Dave Duerson
Never forget the 85 Bears
Carol Mostly Fraud
Just another chick running for mayor
Bad LSD Trip, Man
Good rule of thumb during a blizzard. Stay home. It was probably a conspiracy by Rahmy to help his election anyways.
6 FEET OF SNOW PLUS AN INCH OF ICE
We're going down
KaChing!
Oprah's long-lost, just found half sista
KneeGate
So Cutler tore a ligament, got sacked 50 times this season and got jacked up another hundred times. Doubtful he wasn't trying.
I'm not even kindofa lesbian
Oprah quote of the day
Don't
Touch My Junk
Say
no to porno scanners @ the airport.
Attention
Walmort Shoppers
White people. Please leave the store.
iPAD
Like a tampon, only more expensive
I'm
blacker than Obama
Well, Blagojavich, you're a bigger dick than Obama, but not sure about the color of your dick
Ride Tiger's Wood
Coming soon to a movie theatre near you
Bay
of Picks
Bears QB Cutler is awesome. 5 interceptions in
one game???
Whatchu
talkin about Willis Tower?
What we're now calling the Sears Tower
For Sale. 2 cents
US Senator's seat, formerly occupied by Barak Obama, now occupied by some Harris con artist. Contact Gov. Rod Blagojevich for details @ (217) 782-6830. And yes this is illegal...
200 Hunjy Pounds
How much Oprah weighs
Crook County
Where Nobama's from. Blago too. Says a lot. Only ones more crooked than them is the aldermens.
FLUCK the Cubs
White Sox Manager Ozzie Guillen quote. Only he didn't pronounce the L
Da
Bears
Where NFL wide receivers come to die like Muhsin Drop-haamad
Best Hand Job in Town
Visit the quaint town of Elgin to experience it
Cluck You
No more chicken roosts in Chicago
Cat Chow - - - >
Brainless local's moniker who hid in an airplane's bathroom to snag a free flight. Quick, easy way to go to jail, especially when you're toting marijuana and six antidepressant tablets. Derrr...
Pea Air
Chicago abbreviation for the field of public relations
Kendra Davis
Local, big mouth, confrontational wife of a New York Knick
America's Fattest City - 2006
That's us according to Men's Fitness magazine
Soxtober!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sox Win. Cubs fans - eat poop.
Judge
Nicholas Galasso
Another worthless, liberal judge you clowns elected.
He couldn't even sentence some dude who admitted
secretly taking graphic pictures of a partly dressed female hospital
patient while she was in gynecological stirrups. Email the judge,
Nicholas.Galasso@dupageco.org. Tell him what a sissy he is. Call
him too. 312-682-7792. Loser
Ghetto
Fries
Only available at Max's Famous Italian
Beef, 5754 N. Western Avenue, Cheekaga,Ill-a-noise. Politically-correct
losers need not visit.
Our
Lady of the Underpass
My Gad. The Virgin Mary's under the bridge where
the Kennedy crosses Fullerton
Bare'k
Pare'k
So called place to wock yer dog.
Wiggly Field in Lincoln Pare'k anyone?
Frankenfish
My Gad. Al Franken invented a fish that's eating
all the fish in Burham Hairbor???
Crap
What Soldier Field looks like. And now it's losing
its landmark status. Doh.
We
Luv Lovey
Beloved Bears coach Lovey Smith xoxoxo
Beach
Killa
Don't let Natarus ruin our Ohio Street Beach with
his high rises. And a little high bacteria level ain't never hurt
nobody anyways...
My
Gad. Is that a Sassage floatin' in da River?
Nah. Just Dave Matthew's poop.
Chicago
Cubs Batting Helmet
What you better wear to Wrigley Field to protect
yer cranium from chunks o' concrete falling on your head. Maybe
the Cubs and da Trib will start to disclose this little problemo???
HANGOVER
PARK
A northwestern suburb of Chicago officially known
as "Hanover Park", full of rat-race types with huge mortgages.
Cardboard
Heights & Hoffman's Mistakes
Two NW suburbs of Chicago, officially Harwood Heights
and Hoffman Estates, where housing construction is considered a
bit on the shoddy side.
Sponge
BAB Square Pants
Popular cartoon character as only a Chicagoan could
pronounce it.
AIR
Pronunciation of the letter after Q
Da
Cock
High atop the John Hancock building
FIB's
What out-of-staters call us
(Freakin Illinois bas$#$%^...s)
Slammin'
Sammy
Cub Superhero Sammy Sosa. Now get outta town.
Steroids are for losers anyways.
Clod
& Mod
Claude & Maude
The
YIKE
What we call the Eisenhower
The
Taste
Chicago summertime festival: Taste of Chicago
Polish
Broadway
Milwaukee Avenue between Diversey & Belmont
Da
Loop
Area surrounded by Dah El
Gold
Coast
Ritzy northern Chicago neighborhood
Eye
Bees
Italian Beef Sandwiches
Cheeseheads
Wisconsinites
Cheek
AH Ga
Different way to pronounce Chicago
Da
Bullz
Used to be the world's greatest basketball team
Tree
Four minus one
Pal
EYE Na
Paulina street
Da
Jeffer
CTA 6 Jeffery Express from loop to southside
Seven
Oh Ate
Derogatory reference to suburbanites
Sassages
Favorite tailgate food
Bab
Abbreviation of Robert
Gangway
Narrow sidewalk between houses
Dah
Hocks
Our hockey team
How
Air You?
Chicago Greeting
LSD
Lake Shore Drive (supposedly only spoken by
tourists)
Illinois
State Circus
The government
Juneway
Jungle
Rough neighborhood in rogers Park
Clybourn
corridor
Yuppie shopping district
The
Friendly Confines
Wrigley Field
Da
Mare
Chicago's Mayor
Ewes
Plural of you
The
Jewels
Popular food shopping store
Chicagoland
Word to conote Chicago and suburbs
Bubbly
Creek
Southside summer words for Chicago River
Jaaagov
Someone you don't like (fighting words)
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