Substance abuser Lindsey Lohan's dopey, $100 million lawsuit against E*Trade
We Are the Worms
Some lame song they're redoing for Haiti
CarlyFiorina Dreaming
Retarded, Republican running for U.S. Senate. Disturbingly fond of sheep.
iPAD
Like a tampon, only more expensive
Jessica Simpson
The latest alleged rider of Tiger's Woody. You go reverse cowgirl!
Ride Tiger's Wood
Coming soon to a movie theatre near you
Hollyweed
One of our awesome, local, medical marijuana
dispensaries. With a name like that, it must be!
Polanski
Piece o crap movie director who is a convicted rapist/pedophile/sodomizer. Do unto him as he did to little girls. Fry him too.
Hasta La Manny, Baby
Byebye Manny Ramirez. Los Angeles Dodgers baseball player/steroid abuser. The Phillies are gonna crush you losers wit or witout him. "My doctor gave them to me." Please.
Punch, Bite, Strangle and threaten to kill her
What Chris Brown did to Rhianna before she reunited with him. Don't let your daughters grow up to be an actress unless you want to see them beaten or dead.
Octomom
Some idiotic chick who had 6 kids by artificial insemination and now just had another 8 by the same method. Oh and they're foreclosing on their house, but nobody cares. Your tax money will pay for them. Don't worry.
I've always wanted to blow Adolph Hitler
Tom Cruise quote. What a dope
Obama is our first colored president
Spoken by idiot/lesbian Lindsay Lohan. It's not 1965 ya know
Here's the story about Marcia Brady
Who would ride your johnson for a hit of blow
If yer lucky, a little menage a twat
With Cindy or Jan, but please not Alice, oh no...
Which isn't a bad thing if her new girlfriend was hot. Gross.
Bong Hits
What Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger used to enjoy with Cheech and Chong. Hopefully, he still does. Legalize it Guv!
Dirty
Sanchez
USC QB Mark Sanchez
Man Ram
Welcome new Dodger, Manny Ramirez
K-Fart
Britney's ex who Paris Hilton happens to be riding.
I love Adolph Hitler
Will Smith quote
I want my stuff. I want my stuff. Don't let nobody out of here
What OJ didn't say at the robbery that didn't happen
Seven
Number of misdemeanors that Lindsey Lohan was recently charged with. That's 5 plus 3, ya know.
Bi-curious
What Britney Spears is. Get me that video dude!
I'm innocent
Sayeth Lindsey Lohan. That wasn't my coke in my pocket!
FedEx
Britney Spears loser ex-husband, Kevin Federline.
Pitt
and Jolie to sell baby
Did I forget to say photo? Sue me.
Placenta
Tom Cruise's planned entree after the birth of
their child.
"Hi. I'm Brittany Spears, driving my baby without a carseat.
And then my baby fell off his high chair and wacked his dome
on the floor. Just a concussion. So we waited 6 days to go to
the hospital. So the Department of Children and Family Services
has been to visit us twice. They visit us frequently. Yay!"
LockQueer
Love duo of Heather Locklear and David Spade.
I think Spade made this up as I heard it on his show. Hats off
to a man who can poke fun at himself like this. Plus you know
his unit is huge, dawg!
Meet Deputy Lou Ferigno--->
Lost Angel's newest law enforcement personnel. Arf arf
Cookies & felatio
What perfect-skank Paris Hilton served to police
officers who served her with a subpoena for witness to a murder
Britney
Spears baby
You seen it first on slanguage. Oh, please don't
sue me, Britney. I really respect someone like yourself who
pimps out photos of their kid to the highest bidder. Whore
SCIENTOMOGY.INFO
Tom Cruise's new website. Is he the biggest jitbag
in Hollyweird or what???
The Emerald Triangle
Area of Humboldt, Mendocino & Trinity Counties. There one will find the best marijuana in the country growing. Just don't go hiking or camping there unless you're interested in engaging armed Mexicans guarding this booty. Rock on Cheech & Chong!
Man of the Year
Jennifer Aniston
Like Crap
How Paris Hilton treats her dog Tinkerbell.
Close
the Borders
What Guvna Arnold said to do. "Close them all
across Mexico and the United States. Way to go Ahhhhnold.
Jacko
Sushi
Nazi
Local chef Nozawa at Sushi Nozawa has earned this
nickname. Go to his restaurant and criticize his food to see how
he earned it.
Meathead
vs. Terminator
Rob Reiner, of All in the Family fame,
plans to run for governor in 2006 against the Governator himself,
Ahhhhnold.
Girly
Men
What our gubner Arnie called them wimpy Dems for
shooting down his budget.
Hollyweird
What Hollywood is
For some fun, here's a skit some students created
using slanguage, losangeles skit.html
S&M
Boulevard
Santa Monica Boulevard
University
of Spoiled Children
Local college
Orange
Crush
Intersection of Interstate 5 with 22 & 57
Sigalert
Traffic jam
Go
Wood
Going Hollywood in attitude
The
Hills
Rich areas of southern CA
Pea
Doc
Psychiatrist
Gone
Richter
Became Angry
No
Hoe
Northern Hollywood
Samo
Santa Monica
Smog
Smoke + Fog
The
Five
Interstate 5
Slimey
Valley
Another name for Simi Valley
Behind
the Orange Curtain
Living in Orange County
Fruit
& Nut run
A flight into Los Angeles
PCH
Pacific Coast Highway
3
B's
Bel Air, Brentwood, Beverly Hills
Bev-Wood
Nice L.A. neighborhood with a strict homeowner's
association
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