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RIP Gary Coleman

    May his parents burn in hell some day for stealing all his money. And for old times sake, "Whatchu tawkin bout Willis?"

Porn Star

    Lindsay Lohan's new occupation.

Attention Walmort Shoppers

    White people. Please leave the store.

Watch LA's greatest movie hits

Milkaholic Lindsay

    Substance abuser Lindsey Lohan's dopey, $100 million lawsuit against E*Trade

We Are the Worms

    Some lame song they're redoing for Haiti

CarlyFiorina Dreaming

    Retarded, Republican running for U.S. Senate. Disturbingly fond of sheep.

iPAD

    Like a tampon, only more expensive

Liar Liar Mark McGwire

    Just admit your entire baseball career was a scam and we'll leave you alone

Jessica Simpson

    The latest alleged rider of Tiger's Woody. You go reverse cowgirl!

Ride Tiger's Wood

    Coming soon to a movie theatre near you

Hollyweed

    One of our awesome, local, medical marijuana dispensaries. With a name like that, it must be!

Polanski

    Piece o crap movie director who is a convicted rapist/pedophile/sodomizer. Do unto him as he did to little girls. Fry him too.

Hasta La Manny, Baby

    Byebye Manny Ramirez. Los Angeles Dodgers baseball player/steroid abuser. The Phillies are gonna crush you losers wit or witout him. "My doctor gave them to me." Please.

Punch, Bite, Strangle and threaten to kill her

    What Chris Brown did to Rhianna before she reunited with him. Don't let your daughters grow up to be an actress unless you want to see them beaten or dead.

Octomom

    Some idiotic chick who had 6 kids by artificial insemination and now just had another 8 by the same method. Oh and they're foreclosing on their house, but nobody cares. Your tax money will pay for them. Don't worry.

I've always wanted to blow Adolph Hitler

    Tom Cruise quote. What a dope

Obama is our first colored president

    Spoken by idiot/lesbian Lindsay Lohan. It's not 1965 ya know

Here's the story about Marcia Brady
Who would ride your johnson for a hit of blow
If yer lucky, a little menage a twat
With Cindy or Jan, but please not Alice, oh no...

O Jail

    Bye bye forever Orenthal James Simpson/murderer

Lindsey Lohan is a liquor

    Which isn't a bad thing if her new girlfriend was hot. Gross.

Bong Hits

    What Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger used to enjoy with Cheech and Chong. Hopefully, he still does. Legalize it Guv!

Dirty Sanchez

    USC QB Mark Sanchez

Man Ram

    Welcome new Dodger, Manny Ramirez

K-Fart

    Britney's ex who Paris Hilton happens to be riding.

I love Adolph Hitler

    Will Smith quote

I want my stuff. I want my stuff. Don't let nobody out of here

    What OJ didn't say at the robbery that didn't happen

Seven

    Number of misdemeanors that Lindsey Lohan was recently charged with. That's 5 plus 3, ya know.

Bi-curious

    What Britney Spears is. Get me that video dude!

I'm innocent

    Sayeth Lindsey Lohan. That wasn't my coke in my pocket!

FedEx

    Britney Spears loser ex-husband, Kevin Federline.

Pitt and Jolie to sell baby

    Did I forget to say photo? Sue me.

Placenta

    Tom Cruise's planned entree after the birth of their child.


    "Hi. I'm Brittany Spears, driving my baby without a carseat. And then my baby fell off his high chair and wacked his dome on the floor. Just a concussion. So we waited 6 days to go to the hospital. So the Department of Children and Family Services has been to visit us twice. They visit us frequently. Yay!"

LockQueer

    Love duo of Heather Locklear and David Spade. I think Spade made this up as I heard it on his show. Hats off to a man who can poke fun at himself like this. Plus you know his unit is huge, dawg!

Meet Deputy Lou Ferigno--->

    Lost Angel's newest law enforcement personnel. Arf arf

Cookies & felatio

    What perfect-skank Paris Hilton served to police officers who served her with a subpoena for witness to a murder

Britney Spears baby

    You seen it first on slanguage. Oh, please don't sue me, Britney. I really respect someone like yourself who pimps out photos of their kid to the highest bidder. Whore

     

 

 

 

SCIENTOMOGY.INFO

    Tom Cruise's new website. Is he the biggest jitbag in Hollyweird or what???

     

     

The Emerald Triangle

    Area of Humboldt, Mendocino & Trinity Counties. There one will find the best marijuana in the country growing. Just don't go hiking or camping there unless you're interested in engaging armed Mexicans guarding this booty. Rock on Cheech & Chong!

Man of the Year

    Jennifer Aniston

Like Crap

    How Paris Hilton treats her dog Tinkerbell.

Close the Borders

    What Guvna Arnold said to do. "Close them all across Mexico and the United States. Way to go Ahhhhnold.

Jacko

Sushi Nazi

    Local chef Nozawa at Sushi Nozawa has earned this nickname. Go to his restaurant and criticize his food to see how he earned it.

Meathead vs. Terminator

    Rob Reiner, of All in the Family fame, plans to run for governor in 2006 against the Governator himself, Ahhhhnold.

Girly Men

    What our gubner Arnie called them wimpy Dems for shooting down his budget.

Hollyweird

    What Hollywood is

For some fun, here's a skit some students created using slanguage, losangeles skit.html

S&M Boulevard

    Santa Monica Boulevard

University of Spoiled Children

    Local college

Orange Crush

    Intersection of Interstate 5 with 22 & 57

Sigalert

    Traffic jam

Go Wood

    Going Hollywood in attitude

The Hills

    Rich areas of southern CA

Pea Doc

    Psychiatrist

Gone Richter

    Became Angry

No Hoe

    Northern Hollywood

Samo

    Santa Monica

Smog

    Smoke + Fog

The Five

Interstate 5

Slimey Valley

Another name for Simi Valley

Behind the Orange Curtain

Living in Orange County

Fruit & Nut run

A flight into Los Angeles

PCH

Pacific Coast Highway

3 B's

Bel Air, Brentwood, Beverly Hills

Bev-Wood

Nice L.A. neighborhood with a strict homeowner's association

Spguh?

What? (Often used in a take)

They Live in P V

Exclusive area in the South Bay area

The Boo

Malibu to locals

Shake and Bake

Earthquake on a hot day

Agro

Gone out of control

Random

Not good

Learn about California and L.A.

Silicone Beach

Playa del Rey/Venice area


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Find your phrase in the left column. Say the fun phrase in the middle column with emphasis on the RED word or object. That's all there is to directions for Fun Spanish. Crank up your computer's volume to really enjoy the sound bytes. Links to more phrases below.

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Old Spanish
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FUN SPANISH
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Como va?
(How's it going)

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Bien y tu?
(Fine and yourself?)

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Con gusto
(With pleasure)

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Bonito
(good or nice)

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Contento
(happy)

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Yo quiero...
(I want)

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Gustoso
(Delicious)

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Comono
(Surely)

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Quisiera
(He or she wants)

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Queremos
(We want)

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Yo te quiero
(I love you)

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Very beautiful
(muy bello)

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Fun Spanish nouns & verbs A-F | Fun Spanish nouns & verbs G - L
Fun Spanish nouns & verbs M - Q | Fun Spanish nouns & verbs R - Z

 

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How's it going? • Fine and yourself? • Fine • With pleasure • My pleasure • Welcome • Good or nice • Yes • I must... • What do you say? • Not much, yourself? • What's new? • The good one • In a moment • A little bit • With me? • Can we?.. • Yes/No • That's great • Beautiful • Handsome • Happy • I know/I don't know • Comfortable • My friends • Where do you live? • Here? • Not here? • I'm drinking it • Also? With you? • As if... • I'd like... • Do you have?... • Delicious • I'm enjoying it • With cheese • Some water • With lemon • Drinks • Bacon • Chicken • Duck • Octopus • Sweet potato • Wine • I'm thirsty • Shrimp • Tuna • Asparagus • Pepper • Spinach • Who? • What? • Is it? • Are there? • Where? • How do you say? • How? • I don't know how. Remember you can combine or alter these phrases to create hundreds, if not thousands of new phrases.

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