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Hear the one about the Amish prostitute?
She did 10 Mennonite.


PornGate

    Gubner Corbetts boys look at porn all day. Some refuse to resign. We should all work for Tom Corporate.

E-farta

    Nearby KKK town aptly renamed

The Beaners outnumber the Aimish!

    This according to the Associated Press regarding Lancaster County population.

A Wandering Emu I have seen...

    Bang. Dead. A harmless animal shot dead by our useless cops.

Spendell

    Our governor. We're doomed.

Ride Tiger's Wood

    Coming soon to a movie theatre near you

Pass Up

    Watch out! in Dutch and Flemish. In German, it's pass auf.

Make Wet?

    Is it going to rain?

Lep'nen

    Nearby town and county of Lebanon

Flossie in a Black Apron Dress

    Young woman in traditional Amish or plain Mennonite attire

VILL Come

    Pa Dutch Welcome

Hoof Tee

    Pa Dutch ghost
Spanish Slanguage
for Bank Tellers

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Stop Being So Shussly

    Don't be so spastic

Outen the Lights

    Turn off the lights

The Baby's Grexy

    The baby's cranky

Wootz

    A person who pigs out eating

Wickter

    Victor
Spanish Slanguage
for Law Enforcement

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Raisin Strop

    It's painted on the side of a car

Fressing

    Binging on sweets

Hurrieder

    Opposite of slower

Mishty

    An Amish person

Hurrieder

    Opposite of slower

Dippy X

    Eggs over easy

All Boogered Ain't?

    All messed up?

Crotch

    Where you park the car

Throw Mama from the Car a Kiss

    Give mother a kiss and stay in the car

Quit Yer Brutzin

    Stop your fussing

Come The House In

    Please enter our house

Talk Like the Locals in Paris, France


 

Sank you Wary much

    Thank you very much

Tastes Like More

    Delicious

Peep Peeps

    Baby Chicks

 

 


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Fun Spanish is a breakthrough for learning Spanish

Find your phrase in the left column. Say the fun phrase in the middle column with emphasis on the RED word or object. That's all there is to directions for Fun Spanish. Crank up your computer's volume to really enjoy the sound bytes. Links to more phrases below.

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Old Spanish
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FUN SPANISH
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Como va?
(How's it going)

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Bien y tu?
(Fine and yourself?)

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Con gusto
(With pleasure)

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Bonito
(good or nice)


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Contento
(happy)

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Yo quiero...
(I want)

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Gustoso
(Delicious)

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Comono
(Surely)

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Quisiera
(He or she wants)

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Queremos
(We want)

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Yo te quiero
(I love you)

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Very beautiful
(muy bello)

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Fun Spanish nouns & verbs A-F | Fun Spanish nouns & verbs G - L
Fun Spanish nouns & verbs M - Q | Fun Spanish nouns & verbs R - Z

 

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How's it going? • Fine and yourself? • Fine • With pleasure • My pleasure • Welcome • Good or nice • Yes • I must... • What do you say? • Not much, yourself? • What's new? • The good one • In a moment • A little bit • With me? • Can we?.. • Yes/No • That's great • Beautiful • Handsome • Happy • I know/I don't know • Comfortable • My friends • Where do you live? • Here? • Not here? • I'm drinking it • Also? With you? • As if... • I'd like... • Do you have?... • Delicious • I'm enjoying it • With cheese • Some water • With lemon • Drinks • Bacon • Chicken • Duck • Octopus • Sweet potato • Wine • I'm thirsty • Shrimp • Tuna • Asparagus • Pepper • Spinach • Who? • What? • Is it? • Are there? • Where? • How do you say? • How? • I don't know how. Remember you can combine or alter these phrases to create hundreds, if not thousands of new phrases.

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