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S L A N G U A G E
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 Selita
Ryan Howard's new girlfriend
Everybody Sing!
RIP Wee Willie Webber
If you don't know him, yer too young so don't worry about it
Do you believe in 2 miracles?
Yes! Flyers in 7!!!
Taser Boy
What you become if you go on the Phillies field during the game, go on the field & enjoy 300 kV from a taser gun. Shockingly fun. Maybe they can have a "Taser Nite" where random fans go on the field and get tasered.
Only in Taserdelphia!
Pukemon
Local idiot from New Jersey (is that redundant) who intentionally puked on a little girl at the Phillies game. Fortunately, the fans gave him a pounding.
Bye bye Dumbovan
Thanks for the memories. Coulda used a Super Bowl victory too. Oh well.
Attention Walmort Shoppers
White people. Please leave the store.
Bye-bye Shawn Andrews
Guess you can get your Michael Phelps on elsewhere?
So long Bee Dub
Good luck to all-time, Eagles great Brian Westbrook
NOVA'S #8!
They're totally due for an NCAA Championship.
Only 25 years since their last one. Tough losses to Georgetown, Pitt & Syracuse.
RIP
Brookey
Eagles icon Tom Brooksheir, off to heaven.
I had the pleasure of meeting him years ago while waiting
tables at a nice restaurant called L'Auberge in Strafford,
PA. He was one of the few celebrities I've ever met who
actually made you feel like he was pleased to meet you.
iPAD
Like a tampon, only more expensive
Jewish Teflon Bomber
So he strapped some teflon to his head and everybody thought he was a terrorist who was going to bring down the plane.
0 (as in zero)
Dumbovan's number in Oakland next year
Liar Liar Mark McGwire
Just admit your entire baseball career was a scam and we'll leave you alone
I
woke up today and didn't kill a dog. Can I get an award like Michael
Vick?
Spendell
Our governor. We're doomed.
Ride
Tiger's Wood
Coming soon to a movie theatre near you
A.I.'s Back!!!!!!!!!!!
Port Kenzo
Resort town snuggled between Kensington and
Port Richmond
Neast
Northeast Philadelphia. But is Neast more awesome
than Sail Fluffya?
Dumbovan
Local, Blind Lawyer Robbed by Prostitute
The Ax Man Returneth
The Big Piece
Hide Your Beagle
Sponsored
by PETA (Philadelphia
Eagles Touchdown Association)
Welcome Peedro
PHILLY
TACO
RIP
Harry and P-Zez
Lurie
"Mack
Daddy" Goode and "Hoochie Momma" Bryant
Local politicians that, when criticized, cry
racist and KKK. So they got caught drinking, partying and falsifying
time cards on city payroll time. Our local dopes will re-elect
them.
Cause
Westbrook was his fantasy pick
Romo
is a Homo
MVP
and Rookie of the Year
Flyin'
Hawaiian
Phil's centerfielder Shane Victorino. Awesome,
speedy player.
BALLS
What the Phillies had blessed before their
first game of 2008. Too bad they lost anyways. Shoulda blessed
all their parts, not just the sacks...
Cop
Puncha
Ex-CBS Newscaster Alycia Lane fired up a NYC
Cop's face. And don't call people dykes, even if they are. Yer
fired. But she's back with a lawsuit. She's looking more and
more beat
Killadelphia
RIP Andre Dirty Wooders
Arguably, the greatest slanguage nickname
in history. Sad he's no longer with us.
Little
Poppy
Phil's young slugger Ryan Howard. Aptly named
after oldhead slugger in Boston, David "Big Poppy"
Ortiz.
Mama's
Boy
Super
Hero/Legend
Phillies outfielder, Aaron Rowand, who broke
his nose on the outfield fence for his team and fans. Maybe
it's contagious, Pat Burrell? Nah. So they traded him. Duh.
BLACK
on BLACK Crime
Prevalent only in the Fluffya Iggles organization,
targeted at Dummyvan McNabb. Never occurs @ 10th & Diamond
in Nor Philly. Yeah right...
Lil'
Rat
Eagle's nickname for their hope for the future,
Ryan Moats. Fast little dude. Beat, he left.
Smokin'
Joe
Jump
Ricky Jump
Philadelphia
Eagles Ambassador
 Bonnie
and Clyde
A pair of local idiots who got caught stealing
identities and spending stolen money. 15 minutes of fame and
they're going down. She is kinda hot in a dirty, fake booby,
clean-shaven kinda way---->
Rita
Skid
Mork
Local pronunciation of little poopy stains in
your underwear. Most common on grown boys and adolescent men.
Watch for pebbles on the rug too.
Barry's
 "I
wasn't the guy who got tired in the Super Bowl."
Quote by T.O. implying Donovan McNabb ran out
of gas in the Supe. Maybe correct and maybe we need a new slogan:
"T.O., T.O., I think he's gotta go..."
The
Cos
Local icon/commedian/hero, Bill Cosby. Mr. C
would never bug anybody so let's just leave him alone. Hey hey
hey...
Random
Philly Crap
The
Foul Towel
Many here say "Fail Tail." What will
forever be known as T.O.'s Monday Nite Football intro with the
naked, Caucasian (gasp) chick. Get it on.
Dish
Wind'll
$100
Cheesesteak Wit?
Draino
How we begin many sentences here. For example,
"Draino way the Iggles ain't goin' to the Super Bowl."
7
Hunjy Fitty
Morty's
Core
F%#@ckin'
A
Filthy
Dumpya
Iggles Fans
Can Party
Stinkin'
Lincoln
Smack-a-me
Formerly the ack-a-me, formerly the acme. Where
many of us shop for food
Shhhhhtreet
Philly
Funics
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Vails
A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y
Schuylkill
Punch
Yummy wooder that we drink
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Yunkers
That's me and Frankie at Pat's with our new sign.
Philly
Funics, the world's only how-to-speak-Philly
book is for sale at Pat's too (215) 468-1546.
Donna
Dad Vail
Fluffya
Freedom
Our favorite song by Elton John
Smoke
on a Wooder
Our other favorite song
Thirsty
Segal
Those birds we see downashore
Del
Val
Extended Fluffya vicinity of surrounding suburbs
Meetcha
At Da Iggle
Traditional meeting place at Wanamakers
Beg'll
Jewish bread usually eaten at breakfast
Horry
Opp
Fly
Like an Iggle
Philadelphia's preferred song by Steve Miller
Fluffya,
Fill Uff Ya
2 other ways to pronounce Philadelphia
Ack
a Me
Mayan
and Urine
Arthur-ritis
Crown
Widges
Philly
Lean
Proper posture to eat a cheesesteak and keep your
clothes clean
Sum
Eye Giss, Sum Eye Gatt
Something like this, something like that
Pie
Zahn
Tellypole
Wire
Place where you throw your old sneakers
School
Kill
Colbert
Sure
Kill Distressway
Exciting road into our beauty full city
Marinades
Wooder
Eyes
Italian ice or snow cone to most
Cheesesteaks
& Hoagies
Wooder
Downashore
Beauty
Full
Sailth
Shtreet
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