The Eagles have a fullback. They used him in one game and ignored him in the next.
Romney/Ryan for president
Wear this shirt to a Philadelphia school for extra credit.
Phillies new catcher, Erik Kratz, is a monster.
Super Bowls without Foles
We're back on the Vick bandwagon, baby!
Flyer doing his Hulk impersonation while his team is killing the whiny Penguins
Booming North Philly location
Fight for the Cup
Later Penguins and Cindy Crybaby. You can't beat us!!!
Hunjy miles per hour
How fast you need to drive your Jeep on the airport runway to keep things exciting after you illegally break down a gate.
The mayor's word for parents that don't parent.
Byebye Loser Palooza
Your smelly Occupying butts need a shower and a job. Good riddance.
Shootin and beatin and peppa sprayin
Black Friday Philly Style
RIP Smoking Joe Frazier
Philly was always proud of you
Eagles do Dallas
Coach Rob Ryan eats his words
Hummers for the Mummers
Nope. Not a vehicle. Prostitutes busted at their headquarters.
Pull a Juqua
Jump offsides on 4th and 1 and lose the game.
OVER MY DEAD BODY
Ominous words from Vick after terrible game against Niners. At least he has a heart.
Wet Dream Team
What our beloved Eagles have become.
Whine and Cheesesteak
New York media's portrayal of Vick's complaining about the refs. Ouch.
Lyin Lesbians and the lions
New Iggles defense. Seems to work if the opposing team's starting running back is injured.
A Hunjy Milljy Dollas
What Iggles QB ConVick just got for 6 years. Guaranteed Super bowls?
RIP Joey Vento
I'm sure God will speak English to you.
We're all shook up
Earthquake! Obama did it.
Laters Queen Arlene
School district's gonna need a new Supe.
Jim Thome's back.
Welcome to Pence-ylvania!
Everybody loves new Phillie Hunter Pence.
4 parades this year. Oh no. Slanguage just jinxed us.
Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, Jason Babin, Vince Young, Nnamdi Asomugha
New Eagles. Nice job Coach.
New name for Phillies ballpark when Vance Worley pitches.
Local weathercaster. Tweet him @johnbolaris
Toll for the bridges to Jerz. WTF?
Area south of former Graduate Hospital.
Utley keys return of Phillies offense!
Gloxico Burress is coming back!
The ex-prisoners will lead us to the Super Bowl. So proud. Nope. He went to the New York Jits.
Oldhead, Philadelphia boxer Bernard Hopkins still got it!
University of Denzelvania
A local university
Ben Francisco's middle name.
Go Booshy. Go Booshy
We'll ride you to the Cup.
Tree Fitty Tree
The price of gaz.
Our new governor
A transgenda sista who will inject your buttocks with a gel to enlare them.
Don't blame the fat coach
Reid didn't miss 2 field goals, step out of bounds on the extra point or underthrow Coop in the final minute.
Miracle in the Meadowlands Part 2
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Giants. You stink. Go Iggles.
Hideous, local porn star
Merry Cliffmas. Happy Halladays.
Phillies winning it all!
Of the Kenso Strangler
How Philadelphians prefer their chocolate. (Mork likes dork chocolate)
Don't Touch My Junk
Say no to porno scanners @ the airport
Your teeth look like fitty dollar hoagies
Overheard on the El. That can't be good?
ConVick is Sick!
Dawg Killa Parade. Here we come.
Iggles awesome cornerback Asante Samuel.
We Talking bout Turkey, man!
Allen Iverson's great basketball adventure.
Eagles new fullback and an awesome, local beer
Vince Papale's dad and was the Iggles left tackle, King Dunlap.
I smell 3 parades this year.
Pinch Her Ass
PHA (What was the Philadelphia Housing Authority)
I'm not angry. I'm from Philly.
Some tshirt quote
Just another gubmint scam
RIP Wee Willie Webber
If you don't know him, yer too young so don't worry about it
Do you believe in 2 miracles?
Yes! Flyers in 7!!!
What you become if you go on the Phillies field during the game, go on the field & enjoy 300 kV from a taser gun. Shockingly fun. Maybe they can have a "Taser Nite" where random fans go on the field and get tasered. Only in Taserdelphia!
Local idiot from New Jersey (is that redundant) who intentionally puked on a little girl at the Phillies game. Fortunately, the fans gave him a pounding.
Bye bye Dumbovan
Thanks for the memories. Coulda used a Super Bowl victory too. Oh well.
Attention Walmort Shoppers
White people. Please leave the store.
Bye-bye Shawn Andrews
Guess you can get your Michael Phelps on elsewhere?
Brothas & Sistas
Who is running this city
So long Bee Dub
Good luck to all-time, Eagles great Brian Westbrook
They're totally due for an NCAA Championship. Only 25 years since their last one. Tough losses to Georgetown, Pitt & Syracuse.
Eagles icon Tom Brookshire, off to heaven. I had the pleasure of meeting him years ago while waiting tables at a nice restaurant called L'Auberge in Strafford, PA. He was one of the few celebrities I've ever met who actually made you feel like he was pleased to meet you.
Like a tampon, only more expensive
Jewish Teflon Bomber
So he strapped some teflon to his head and everybody thought he was a terrorist who was going to bring down the plane.
0 (as in zero)
Dumbovan's number in Oakland next year
I woke up today and didn't kill a dog. Can I get an award like Michael Vick?
What a joke
Our governor. We're doomed.
Ride Tiger's Wood
Coming soon to a movie theatre near you
Schedule the parade now
Resort town snuggled between Kensington and Port Richmond
Northeast Philadelphia. But is Neast more awesome than Sail Fluffya?
Our talented pro quarterback who can't remember how many timeouts are left or if the NFL plays to ties. AKA Low-throw McBlow too.
Local, Blind Lawyer Robbed by Prostitute
She saw him coming
The Ax Man Returneth
Welcome back Jeremiah Trotter to the Iggles. Guaranteed Super Bowl victory. You heard it on slanguage.com first.
The Big Piece
Phillies awesome superstar, Ryan Howard
Hide Your Beagle
Vick's an Eagle
Sponsored by PETA (Philadelphia Eagles Touchdown Association)
Love, the Pheelees
A Jim's cheesesteak rolled up in a slice of pizza from Lorenzo & Sons
RIP Harry and P-Zez
If you don't know the above references, y'aint from around here
"Mack Daddy" Goode and "Hoochie Momma" Bryant
Local politicians that, when criticized, cry racist and KKK. So they got caught drinking, partying and falsifying time cards on city payroll time. Our local dopes will re-elect them.
Cause Westbrook was his fantasy pick
Why DeSean Jackson flung the ball before he scored against the boys (Invented by Blummy!)
Romo is a Homo
MVP and Rookie of the Year
Iggle's DeSean Jackson. Take us to the Supe little guy!
Phil's centerfielder Shane Victorino. Awesome, speedy player.
What the Phillies had blessed before their first game of 2008. Too bad they lost anyways. Shoulda blessed all their parts, not just the sacks...
Our newest nickname. Awesome.
RIP Andre Dirty Wooders
Arguably, the greatest slanguage nickname in history. Sad he's no longer with us.
Phil's young slugger Ryan Howard. Aptly named after oldhead slugger in Boston, David "Big Poppy" Ortiz.
What Donovan McNabb is. Not such a bad thing really...
Phillies outfielder, Aaron Rowand, who broke his nose on the outfield fence for his team and fans. Maybe it's contagious, Pat Burrell? Nah. So they traded him. Duh.
BLACK on BLACK Crime
Prevalent only in the Fluffya Iggles organization, targeted at Dummyvan McNabb. Never occurs @ 10th & Diamond in Nor Philly. Yeah right...
Eagle's nickname for their hope for the future, Ryan Moats. Fast little dude. Beat, he left.
Local boxer/icon. Kicked Ali's ass 3 times. Or at least once anyways...
Jump Ricky Jump
Recently overheard at City Hall
Philadelphia Eagles Ambassador
Welcome back Hugh Douglas. But he's rather be called
The Bad Ass-ador
Bonnie and Clyde
A pair of local idiots who got caught stealing identities and spending stolen money. 15 minutes of fame and they're going down. She is kinda hot in a dirty, fake booby, clean-shaven kinda way
Our preferred brand of wooder ice and a hurricane.
Local pronunciation of little poopy stains in your underwear. Most common on grown boys and adolescent men. Watch for pebbles on the rug too.
Helps start your car or flashlight
"I wasn't the guy who got tired in the Super Bowl."
Quote by T.O. implying Donovan McNabb ran out of gas in the Supe. Maybe correct and maybe we need a new slogan: "T.O., T.O., I think he's gotta go..."
Local icon/commedian/hero, Bill Cosby. Mr. C would never bug anybody so let's just leave him alone. Hey hey hey...
Fun Spanish is a breakthrough for learning Spanish
Find your phrase in the left column. Say the fun phrase in the middle column with emphasis on the RED word or object. That's all there is to directions for Fun Spanish. Crank up your computer's volume to really enjoy the sound bytes. Links to more phrases below.
Below is a 2-page spread from my book. Here are the directions. Note how much easier these directions are compared to any of the thousands of Spanish learning guides out there. (1) Find what you want to say on the left page. (2) Follow the arrow to the right page (3) Say the Fun Spanish phrase quickly with emphasis on the starburst word or image (4) The Spanish follows. (5) Learn to string together numerous phrases which will make you sound very competent. (6) Draw your own pictures to help with memorizing and pronounciation. Fun Spanish works because it's just English and you CAN'T make a mistake!! Don't ever waste your money on a Berlitz or Inlingua product again.
Here are 2 pages from my book. There's lots more information below!
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My book is divided into 5 chapters: Greetings, Helpful Phrases, At the Restaurant, Questions and a Fun Puzzle. Fun Spanish is 5 1/2 inches by 8 1/2 inches, 24 pages with large, easy-to-read type, plenty of art and perfect for a trip or a lesson for students. You'll love teaching children with Fun Spanish. All ages love it. There's also a Fun Spanish puzzle in the back that you can play with friends or on a flight.
Hopefully, you can see how fun and easy learning Spanish is with Fun Spanish. Your friends, teachers, students and fellow travelers will be very impressed with your newly-found knowledge. Don't ever let anyone tell you that learning Spanish is hard, difficult or boring. With Fun Spanish, it's easy and fun. Gloria Cudia, from Rockford Park, IL, purchased Fun Spanish for The United Way and loves it for work and her grandchildren. "It's muy fun," she tells us. Thank you for your enthusiasm Gloria.
Here are the phrases you'll learn in my book: How's it going? Fine and yourself? Fine With pleasure My pleasure Welcome Good or nice Yes I must... What do you say? Not much, yourself? What's new? The good one In a moment A little bit With me? Can we?.. Yes/No That's great Beautiful Handsome Happy I know/I don't know Comfortable My friends Where do you live? Here? Not here? I'm drinking it Also? With you? As if... I'd like... Do you have?... Delicious I'm enjoying it With cheese Some water With lemon Drinks Bacon Chicken Duck Octopus Sweet potato Wine I'm thirsty Shrimp Tuna Asparagus Pepper Spinach Who? What? Is it? Are there? Where? How do you say? How? I don't know how. Remember you can combine or alter these phrases to create hundreds, if not thousands of new phrases.
There is no better product for learning Fun Spanish. I'm the only person in the world who replaces Spanish with English words. Replacing Spanish with English is a logical, easy and fun way to learn Spanish. Other methods use boring, endless lists of indirect object pronouns and intransitive verbs. Have you tried Berlitz, Inlingua, Rosetta Stone or any of the other methods? They're all the same - a waste of your money. Until now, there was no alternative. Now you have one in Fun Spanish.
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