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BROHAWK

    Check out Sammy Dalembert's new do! Will it Jinx the Sixes????

BALLS

    What the Phillies had blessed before their first game of 2008. Too bad they lost anyways. Shoulda blessed all their parts, not just their sacks...

Cop Puncha

    Ex-CBS Newscaster Alycia Lane fired up a NYC Cop's face. And don't call people dykes, even if they are. Yer fired.

Bonnie and Clyde

    A pair of local idiots who got caught stealing identities and spending stolen money. 15 minutes of fame and they're going down. She is kinda hot in a dirty, fake booby, clean-shaven kinda way---->

Pride

    What we feel about our Iggles after they shoulda beat the hated Belicheat-led Patriots and beat up the hated Cowboys. Watching Juqua jack up Brady made our night dawg dizzle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Killadelphia

    Our newest nickname. Awesome.

RIP Andre Dirty Wooders

    Arguably, the greatest slanguage nickname in history. Sad he's no longer with us.

Little Poppy

    Phil's young slugger Ryan Howard. Aptly named after oldhead slugger in Boston, David "Big Poppy" Ortiz.

Brett Beats His Wife

    Unkind, yet accurate accusations about a Phillies pitcher. 2 pops to her head in public. Dude, that's lame.

Order in English

    The only way to order cheesesteaks at local hero's cheesesteak shop, Genos.

Mama's Boy

    What Donovan McNabb is. Not such a bad thing really...

Super Hero/Legend

    Phillies outfielder, Aaron Rowand, who broke his nose on the outfield fence for his team and fans. Maybe it's contagious, Pat Burrell? Nah.

BLACK on BLACK Crime

    Prevalent only in the Fluffya Iggles organization, targeted at Dummyvan McNabb. Never occurs @ 10th & Diamond in Nor Philly. Yeah right...

Lil' Rat

    Eagle's nickname for their hope for the future, Ryan Moats. Fast little dude.

Smokin' Joe

    Local boxer/icon. Kicked Ali's ass 3 times. Or at least once anyways...

Jump Ricky Jump

    Recently overheard at City Hall

Philadelphia Eagles Ambassador

    Welcome back Hugh Douglas. But he's rather be called

    The Bad Ass-ador

Rita

    Our preferred brand of wooder ice and a hurricane.

Skid Mork

    Local pronunciation of little poopy stains in your underwear. Most common on grown boys and adolescent men. Watch for pebbles on the rug too.

Barry's

    Helps start your car or flashlight

"I wasn't the guy who got tired in the Super Bowl."

    Quote by T.O. implying Donovan McNabb ran out of gas in the Supe. Maybe correct and maybe we need a new slogan: "T.O., T.O., I think he's gotta go..."

The Cos

    Local icon/commedian/hero, Bill Cosby. Mr. C would never bug anybody so let's just leave him alone. Hey hey hey...

Random Philly Crap

The Foul Towel

    Many here say "Fail Tail." What will forever be known as T.O.'s Monday Nite Football intro with the naked, Caucasian (gasp) chick. Get it on.

Dish

    Opposite of dat. "Dish here Iggles team is going to the Supe. Wanna fight?"

Wind'll

    Lets air circulate throughout your house thru these. The rest of the country says window.

$100 Cheesesteak Wit?

    Can you say "Bite Me?"

Draino

    How we begin many sentences here. For example, "Draino way the Iggles ain't goin' to the Super Bowl."

7 Hunjy Fitty

    Combined weight of Iggles coach Andy Reid (380?) and Fly Guys coach Ken Hitchcock (370?)

Morty's Core

    An automobile in the possession of someone named Marty

F%#@ckin' A

    South Philly alphabet

Filthy Dumpya

    Our city's really not that bad??!!

Iggles Fans Can Party


Stinkin' Lincoln

    My nickname for the new Iggles stadium.

Smack-a-me

    Formerly the ack-a-me, formerly the acme. Where many of us shop for food

Shhhhhtreet

    Our former mayor

Philly Funics

    The world's only book that teaches you how to speak Philadelphian, just like Rocky! Perfect gift for wedding guests.
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Vails

    A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y

Schuylkill Punch

    Yummy wooder that we drink

Yunkers

    Folks from Manyunk

Donna Dad Vail

    Local boat race

Fluffya Freedom

    Our favorite song by Elton John

Smoke on a Wooder

Our other favorite song

Thirsty

    The day before Friday

Segal

    Those birds we see downashore

Del Val

    Extended Fluffya vicinity of surrounding suburbs

Meetcha At Da Iggle

    Traditional meeting place at Wanamakers

Beg'll

    Jewish bread usually eaten at breakfast

Horry Opp

    Hurry up

Fly Like an Iggle

    Philadelphia's preferred song by Steve Miller

Fluffya, Fill Uff Ya

    2 other ways to pronounce Philadelphia

Ack a Me

    Popular food store

Mayan and Urine

    Mine and yours

Arthur-ritis

    Painful joint affliction

Crown

    Crayons to most

Widges

    Opposite of without you

Philly Lean

    Proper posture to eat a cheesesteak and keep your clothes clean

Sum Eye Giss, Sum Eye Gatt

    Something like this, something like that

Pie Zahn

    Italian friend

Tellypole Wire

    Place where you throw your old sneakers

School Kill

    A river and a road

Colbert

    Sewer

Sure Kill Distressway

    Exciting road into our beauty full city

Marinades

    Mayonnaise

Wooder Eyes

    Italian ice or snow cone to most

Cheesesteaks & Hoagies

    What we Eat

Wooder

    What we drink

Downashore

    Summertime destination

Beauty Full

    What we are

Sailth Shtreet

    Where all the hippies meet



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