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Phillie-itis

    What the Mets are inflicted with.

    My Entire Team Sucks

The Governor has pulled out

    You horny dawg, you, Elliot

A Freakin' Dolla

    How much bagels cost these days in da Bronx

The Giants Win the Supe The Giants Win the Supe

    So what if everybody only hates them a little less than the Pats.

Lap Dance Express

    The renamed L Train. Nothing wrong with a bunch of pole-ite ladies giving free lap dances in a steamy train.

A Vegetable Plagiarist

    Jessica Seinfeld

 


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A-Bomb

    Recently dropped over Yank's Alex Rodriguez's departure

Dogfighting is a sport

    Certainly a fact since it was spoken by Knicks guard Stephon Marbury

R.I.P. Queen of Mean

    Leona Helmsley died

My Entire Team Sucks

    Not the Yankees... And later, Randy Johnson, miserable prick.

Shut the F*&^*ck Up!

    Barbara Streisand's comeback to a heckler at Madison Square Garden

Dial 311

    It's the perfect way to find out Oprah Winfrey's phone # or who won American Idol or Is Ray Charles really Stevie Wonder's uncle?

Dopey & ANT Knee

    Replacement DJ's for David Lee Roth who replaced Howard Stern. They cannot be worser than Roth.

Illegal immigrants

    According to Mayor Bloomberg, we need them to take care of our golf courses, so don't deport them, por favor.

Teen Queen/Coked out whore, fire crotch.

    Lindsay Lohan. Tell slanguage not to call you that and it becomes a headline.

Hair's Johnny - - - >

    Shave and a haircut, whodat Mister Damon?

Rat School

    Where all the NYC gubmint workers go to learn about our local vermin. Your tax dollars hawd at woik.

Pennington's Out

    Testicle Squirty's in. Go Vinnie the Pooh...

212-772-1081

    NYC Billionaire Mayor Mike Bloomberg's home phone. Give him a call. Maybe he'll loan you some money...

Olive Earl

    Partner of Popeye

The Big Snapple

    Our new nickname courtesy of our new sponsor. I'd rather see "Big Snapper." No comment.

Saturday Nite Lie

    Ashlee Simpson pulls a Nilli Vanilli on live TV and gets caught lip synching. Only thing bigger than the lie is her nose...

    Here are the liar's excuses (and her dad's too) (Voting disabled)

    • The band screwed up
    • Technical difficulties
    • Acid reflux
    • "Oh yeah. I do use voice overs"

Let's Stay Together

    What Al Green sang at the Apollo with his fly down. Compounding the problem was the fact that "Big" Al doesn't wear any underwear.

3 Hunjy Thousand Dollars

    What you'll pay for living below Lenny Kravitz's condo when his terlit overflows into yours. Eating a lot of Mexican food or what Lenbo?

"Go ahead and throw away the evidence"

    What the New York Dept of Health tells you after you find a condom in yer bagel.

Who's yer daddy, New Yawkas?

    The Boston Redsox, Jackolantern!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice

    How Martha Stewart describes her local cellmates...

GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

    Mary Kate Olsen's greeting to her young fans. To quote Joe Dirt, "Dag, she's mean."

97 cats, seven dogs, several reptiles and a sea gull living with four young children and their mother.

    A typical Yonkers household?

RatherGate

    Come on Dan Rather. Either admit your documents about Bush's war service are a lie or cough up your sources. Book em Danno.

Earl

    Leaks out of your tuna sandwich

Pizza Paula

    Everyone outside of Brooklyn says "Pizza Parlor"

New Queen of Mean

    Move over Leonna, and let Rosi O'Donnell take over. Even Leonna wouldn't say "If you lie, you'll get cancer and die."

Shockey

    NFL Giant player. Detested everywhere but here.

How Awe Ya?

    Typical greeting

DUMBO

    Down under Manhattan Bridge Overpass
    (artists community near Brooklyn)

Straphangers

    NYC subway riders

Go to Jersey

    An insult

Da Gawdfadda

    Someone you respect and do not cross

Cruise da duce

    Ride on 42nd street

Good Sense a Yuma

    A good sense of humor

Turdy Turdin' Lex

    33rd street and Lexington Avenue

Whadaya Whadaya?

    I am dumbfounded by your audacity

Washda Closendaws

    Warning heard on the subways

Poppy Wit a Shmear

    Poppy-seed bagel with cream cheese

Less Order a Pie

    I would like to order a pizza

BQE

    Brooklyn Queens Expressway

L Eye E

    Long Island Expressway

Hawbuh

    Water between Manhattan and Brooklyn

Huh

    Opposite of him (Heard on "My Cousin Vinny"

New Yawk

    Where we be at

Long GUY Len

    Long Island

Terl It

    Toilet

Chalk Lit

    Opposite of vanilla

Surfing the Tunnel

    Bumpy ride on number 4 express

Tarco

    Most say taco

Earl

    Mixed with vinegar on salads

Yonkiz and Yonkuz

    People from Yonkers

Dawta

    Not my son

Egg Cream

    Seltzer, milk and chocolate

Cawna Fish Treet

    At the corner of fifth street

Joy'k

    Someone you don't like

Hawt Dawg Awe da Way

    Hotdog with chili, onions & mustard

Da Bronze

    Only NYC borough that begins with a "D"

Brender

    Most call her Brenda

Brownie

People who ticket your car

Woke Up Smellin' Like Jersey

What Belushi used to say when he woke up with a BAD hangover

Stat Nigh Lynn

    Staten Island

Oner Niner

    Take the 1-9 train downtown

Cohen

    Put Ice cream in it

Doily Boyd

    Catches the worm

Pawta Crappa

    Outside convenience toilets

NoHo or SoHo

    Areas north or south of Houston street

Mob'll Roy

    Type of bread (marble rye)

Dah Boat a Yews

    The both of you

Hero

    Sub sandwich to most (Hoagie in Philly)

Toy Teen

    One less than fourteen

Mudder

    Married your fodder

 

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